Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday June 21,
2000
Tags insulted, same level, attractness, hot sexy car, electric car
Transcript
Ming says to Dilbert, "Frankly, I'm insulted that you asked me out." Ming continues, "It means you think we're about the same level of attractiveness." Ming then says to Dilbert, "You'd better have one heckuva sexy car." Dilbert replies, "It's electric."
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Tuesday June 20,
2000
Tags male brain, treat like dirt, good personalities, overated, getting hot
Transcript
Ming says to Dilbert, "Help me understand the male brain, Dilbert." Ming asks Dilbert, "I treat you like dirt and you ask me out on a date?" Dilbert replies, "Good personalities are overrated." Ming responds, "You're getting me all hot over here."
Monday June 19,
2000
Tags asks on date, away, faq section, ignorant, without merit, website, technology
Transcript
Dilbert approaches Ming and says, "Ming, our website needs a FAQ section." Ming replies, "I find your suggestion ignorant and without merit. Away with you." Dilbert, unaffected by her response asks "So...are you doing anything this weekend?" Ming sighs, "Gaaa!!"

