Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday June 15,
2000
Tags fixed bug, meeting, not inviting, scheduling people, accomplishment, fixed the bug, inviting, business
Transcript
Asok says to the Boss, "My accomplishment this week was scheduling fifty people to discuss the bug in our product." Alice says to Asok, "I fixed the bug this morning." Alice continues, "And thanks for not inviting me to the meeting."
Wednesday June 14,
2000
Tags collaboration, defective, intranet, dogbert consults
Transcript
Wally says to Dogbert the consultant, "No one uses the intranet collaboration software you sold us." Dogbert replies, "Your employees are defective. I recommend cat scans." Catbert examines Wally's head. "This one is defective too", Catbert says. The Boss yells, "Next in line!"
Tuesday June 13,
2000
Tags share knowledge, new intranet, collaboration software, knowledge to share, hurst, true, hoarding
Transcript
Asok says to Dilbert and Wally, "Who wants to share knowlege with me via our new intranet collaboration software?" Dilbert says to Asok, "You don't have any knowledge to share." Asok replies, "Ouch. It hurts because it's true." Wally says to Dilbert, "I'm hoarding my knowledge in case I ever need it."


