Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday November 18,
2020
Information From Carl
Tags office workers, colleagues, rude, mumble, ignorance, information, business, stalk, cubicle, layers
Transcript
Tina: i almost got some information from carl. i stalked him to his cubicle and penetrated his outer defense of rudeness. but i never broke through his mumble layer. dilbert: wait until you get to his ignorance layer.
Tuesday November 17,
2020
Rewriting Shakespeare
Tags author, play, sarcasm, writing, shakespeare, confidence, rewriting, plot, dialogue, drunk
Transcript
Dogbert: My new hobby is rewriting shakespeare's plays so the sentences make sense. He had some good plot ideas, but I think he was drunk when he wrote the dialogue. Dilbert: i admire your confidence. Dogbert typing: "where are you, Romeo?"
Monday November 16,
2020
Real Men Multitask
Tags business, managers & supervisors, technology, software, software design, concentrate, multitask, distraction, kill, error
Transcript
boss: do you ever think about the fact that one small error in your software design could kill hundreds of people? all it would take is some kind of distraction while you are trying to concentrate. dilbert: are you done? boss: a real man could multitask in this situation.

