Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday December 03,
1999
Tags website, webbish, how long, office, technology
Transcript
The boss says to Dilbert, who is sitting at his computer: "The web site needs to be more webbish" The boss says to Dilbert: "But not to webbish" The boss says to Dilbert: "How long will that take?"
Thursday December 02,
1999
Tags no class, need in offcie, someplace else, use you, coffee cup, walk around
Transcript
Alice stands in front of the boss's desk. The boss says to Alice while looking at a sheet of paper: "I can't send you to this class, Alice. We need you here." The boss says to Alice: "And after we use you up, we'll need you to be somewhere else." Alice says to Wally, who is standing in front of his cubicle: "What will I do when my skills are obsolete?" Wally answers while holding a cup of coffee: "Try walking around with a coffee cup"
Wednesday December 01,
1999
Tags telecommuting, rest and pampered, sick, pajamas, work clothes, medical
Transcript
Dilbert is holding a mug and says to Wally, who is sitting at his computer: "I thought you were telecommuting today". Wally says: "I'm sick" Wally says to Dilbert: "So I came into the office to get some rest and be pampered" Wally says to Dilbert: "Fortunately, my pajamas look exactly like work clothes"


