Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday November 06,
1999
Tags ratbert, call center, room of shoes, wall
Transcript
Callcenter. Dilbert: Here's where you'll be working Ratbert. Robert: This must be where people leave their shoes. Is it okay if I hang my things on my wall?
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Friday November 05,
1999
Tags call center, hire you, challenge, inhumane working conditions, without break, four hours
Transcript
The Boss: So, mister rather, why should I hire you to work in my call center? Ratbert: I thrive on the challenge of inhumane working conditions. Watch me go without a rest room break for four hours, The Boss: You're hired.
Thursday November 04,
1999
Tags volume calls, dead, beaten down, inhumane, punish, being cheerful
Transcript
Designing a Call Center Dilbert: If the employees get the svolume of calls per day they will wish they were dead. Dilbert But they won't be dead, just too beaten down to look for better jobs. Dilbert: I dont know how to make it any more inhumane. The Boss: we can punish them for not being cheerful.

