Dilbert.com by Scott Adams

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags ratbert, call center, room of shoes, wall

View Transcript

Transcript

Callcenter. Dilbert: Here's where you'll be working Ratbert. Robert: This must be where people leave their shoes. Is it okay if I hang my things on my wall?

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags call center, hire you, challenge, inhumane working conditions, without break, four hours

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss: So, mister rather, why should I hire you to work in my call center? Ratbert: I thrive on the challenge of inhumane working conditions. Watch me go without a rest room break for four hours, The Boss: You're hired.

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags volume calls, dead, beaten down, inhumane, punish, being cheerful

View Transcript

Transcript

Designing a Call Center Dilbert: If the employees get the svolume of calls per day they will wish they were dead. Dilbert But they won't be dead, just too beaten down to look for better jobs. Dilbert: I dont know how to make it any more inhumane. The Boss: we can punish them for not being cheerful.