Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday October 28,
1999
Tags training, engineer, any training, engineers boss, unskilled labor, without labor, engineering
Transcript
Alice and Tina sit at a table as Tina takes notes. Alice says, "It takes years of training to be an engineer." Alice says, "But you don't need any training whatsoever to be an engineer's boss." Alice says, "It's unskilled labor without the labor." Tina says, "I could do that."
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Wednesday October 27,
1999
Tags job secuirty, be an engineer, takes all day, get in on scam
Transcript
Tina says to Alice, at Alice's cubicle, "Alice, I need a career that has job security." Tina says, "Teach me to be an engineer. I don't care if it takes all day." Tina says, "But don't tell anyone; they'll all try to get in on this scam." Alice makes a funny face.
Tuesday October 26,
1999
Tags tina tech writer, downsized, merger, experiment, bleed like engineers, science
Transcript
Caption: "Tina the tech writer." Tina says to The Boss, "Why must the tech writers be down-sized after the merger?" Tina says, "If you prick us, do we not bleed like engineers?" The Boss says to Dilbert in front of Tina, "What kind of experiment?"

