Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday July 07,
1999
Tags analysis disagrees, intuition, modems, satan, misundertsood, whats his face
Transcript
Dilbert stand in the boss office. The boss says, "Your analysis disagrees with my intuition." Dilbert says, "Your intuition also told you the internet would be replaced with modems... whatever that means." The boss says, "I'm misunderstood, just like... um.. what's his face." Dilert says, "Satan?"
Tuesday July 06,
1999
Tags strategic plan, everyone supports, a way to copy, images, piece of paper
Transcript
A balding man with extreamly long hair and beard sees Alice in the hall. Bearded man says, "I did it!" Bearded man says, "It's a strategic technology plan that everyone supports." ALice smiles. Bearded man says, "If only there were a way to copy images from one piece of paper to many." Alice frowns.
Monday July 05,
1999
Tags ceiling, come to attention, hidden cameras, mister itchy, attention
Transcript
The boss, asok, Wally and Dilbert sit in a meeting. Dilbert says, "It has come to my attention that some of you belive there are cameras in the ceiling." Asok says, "How did that come to your attention?" The boss says, "Hey, aren't you the one we call "Mister Itchy"?"


