Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday June 16,
1999
Tags clever disguiyse, engineering job, take the job, fashionable engineer
Transcript
Alice, Dilbert and Wally eat lunch. Alice says, "I'll wear a clever disguise then interview for the engineering job here." Alice says, "If he offers me more money than I make now, I'll take the job. Heh-heh" Alice sits on the boss' office diguised in a very high hat and a dark glasses. The boss says, "You're suspiciously fashionable for an engineer." Alice says, "I store tools up there."
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Tuesday June 15,
1999
Tags resume, headhuneter, evaluate, engineer skills, qualified, loyalty
Transcript
The boss hands Dilbert a piece of paper and says, "I just got this resume from a headhunter." The boss says, "Evaluate her engineering skills and let me know if I should interview her." Dilbert approaches Alice, looks at the resume and says, "Well, Alice, You're almost qualified to work here, but I'm concerned about your loyalty."
Monday June 14,
1999
Tags company resources, resume, headhunter, perfect crime, got mail
Transcript
Alice types at her computer and thinks, "heh-heh.. I'm usig compnay resources to e-mail my resume to a headhunter Alice thinks, "It's the perfect crime." The boss sits at his computer. The boss says, "I've got mail!"

