Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday May 20,
1999
Tags almost back, date, attach tracking device, run down alley, leaves, different opinions
Transcript
Dilbert walks along the sidewalk with a date. She says, "Well, we're almost back to my place." She says, "Thanks for the date. I can make it from here." Dilbert reaches out and thinks, "I'd better attach the tracking device." She thinks, "I'll run down that alley and hide until he leaves."
Wednesday May 19,
1999
Tags recovered memory, ritual abuse, annual performance review, memories fade, takes 12 months
Transcript
WAlly, Dilbert and Asok sit at lunch. Asok says, "Aaargh! I'm having a recovered memory of ritual abuse!" Wally says, "You had your annual performance review this morning." Asok says, "Do the memories ever fade?" Dilbert says, "It takes about twelve months."
Tuesday May 18,
1999
Tags clip on ear, hurts, double check, called pager, on ear
Transcript
The boss stands behind Wally who sits at his computer. The boss has his pager clipped to his ear and says, "Wally, are you sure this kind of pager is supposed to clip on my ear?" The boss says, "It hurts. Maybe you can call someone to double-check." Wally says, "Good idea." and dials a number. The boss flinches in pain as his pager buzzes. Wally says, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"


