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Tags computer manufacturer, threats, to kill, freeze up, supportive police

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Dilmom opens her door to two policemen holding guns. Cop one says, "We have a report that you threatened to kill a computer manufacturer." Dilbert's mom pionts to the computer and says, "It freezes up five times a day. I have to unplug it to turn it off." The cops put down their guns. Cop 1 says, "Okay, we're with you. When's it going down?" Dilmom says, "Is tuesday good?"

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Tags moron, designed computer, locks up, threats to tech support

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Dilmom is on the phone in front of her computer. She says, "Hello. May I speak to the moron who designed my computer?" Dilbert's mom says, "My computer locks up five times a day. I'm going to drive over to your house and kick your white, pimply..." Dilbert says, "Hi, Mom." Dilmom says, into the phone, "Oh I'll FIND it!"

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Tags wax spoon, huge spoon, reapy, gartitude

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Phil and Asok walk. Asok says, "Phil, you have atught me so muach about life. How can I repay you?" Phil says, "You can wax my huge spoon." Asok says, "Why do have a huge spoon?" Phil says, "I'm just lucky, I guess."