Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday January 02,
1999
Tags newspapaer subscriptions, highly relevent, less enjoyable, jabbering
Transcript
The boss says, to Dilbert who reads a newspaper, "The company will no longer pay for the newspaper subscriptions." Dilbert says, "I pay for this myself. The news is highly relevant to my job." The boss says, "Is there anything I can do to make it less enjoyable?" Dilbert says, "Just keep jabbering."
Friday January 01,
1999
Tags morale is low, managers bonuses, big changes, surevy, tenth year, employee satisfaction
Transcript
The boss sits in a meeting with Alice and Dilbert. The boss says, "For the tenth year in a row, the employee satisfaction survey says morale is low. The boss says, "Managers' bonuses are linked to these results. You can be sure we'll make big changes...." The boss says, "...to the survey."
Thursday December 31,
1998
Tags catbert, hr director, sends wally home, wearing shorts, skinhead accuse, evil
Transcript
Title reads, "Catbert: H.R. Director." Catbert says to Wally, "Wally, I'm sending you home. Shorts are not acceptable dress." Wally responds, as we see that his pants are simply too short, "These are not shorts!" As Catbert walks away, purring, he thinks, "Tomorrow I'll accuse him of being a skinhead."


