Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday December 24,
1998
Tags date, supermodel, restaurant, order food, spaghetti, loaf of bread, absorb moisture, sniff mints
Transcript
Dilbert and the skeletal supermodel order at a restaurant. Dilbert says, "I'll have the jumbo spaghetti meal with a loaf of garlic bread." The supermodel says, "I'll absorb moisture from the air and sniff the mints on the way out." Dilbert eats an huge portion of spaghetti and bread. Dilbert says, "Is it fun to be a supermodel?" The model says, "It was until now."
Wednesday December 23,
1998
Tags dating a supermodel, camera adds pounds, adds makeup, adds hair
Transcript
Caption: Dating a Supermodel. Dilbert sits across a table from the skeletal supermodel. Dilbert says, "I hear the camera adds.. um.. eighty pounds?" Skeletal supermodel says, "Yes. And if you use black and white film, the camera adds makeup too." Dilbert says, "Does the camera add hair?" The supermodel says, "Why would it need to?"
Tuesday December 22,
1998
Tags set up date, super model, scary looking, skeleton, dogbert warns dilbert
Transcript
Dogbert sits on the couch reading a book. Dilbert says, "I set up a date with the supermodel I met on the internet." Dogbert says, "Supermodels don't look good in person." Dilbert says, "That's silly." Dilbert stands at the supermodels open door. Dilbert holds flowers. The supermodel is a skeleton with a little hair. The supermodel says, "I don't know how to use a vase. Do you mind if I throw those in the trash?"

