Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday December 09,
1998
Tags asok dsitraught, can't do work, no response, emails voice mails, pathetic defeated losers, wally
Transcript
Asok leans on Wally's desk. Wally sits at his computer. Asok says, "No one returns my phone calls.... no reads the e-mail I send." Asok says, "I find myself hanging around with other pathetic, defeated losers." Asok says, "No offense." Wally says, "None taken."
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Tuesday December 08,
1998
Tags email, alice ignores asok, voice mail, doesn't respond
Transcript
Asok peers into Alice's cubicle. Asok says, "Alice, you never responded to my e-mail." Asok says, "Maybe I could ask you my question, now in person?" Alice says, "Send me a voice mail." Asok says, "Will you respond to a voice mail?" Alice says, "Sometimes the phone company loses them."
Monday December 07,
1998
Tags asok, alice, report to alice, email, difficult communications
Transcript
The Boss walks with Asok into Alice's cubicle. The boss says, "From now on, Asok, you'll report to Alice instead of me." The boss says, "You can never directly speak to me again. Everything must go through Alice." Asok turn to Alice. Asok says, "Tell him I understand." Alice says, "Submit your request by e-mail."

