Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Sunday October 12,
1997
Tags quick phone call, make small talk, brought a magazine, alice, panty hose
Transcript
At the staff meeting, The Boss pokes his head in and says, "I have to make a quick phone call." Dilbert says, "Do you want to make small talk?" Wally says, "No." Wally says, "I brought a magazine." Dilbert asks,"Could you tear out a few pages for me to read?" Wally says, "That wouldn't be right." Dilbert says, "Give me some pages or else I'll ask Alice about panty hose." Dilbert says, "You wouldn't dare." Dilbert says, "So, Alice, what do you think about the concept of panty hose?" Alice screams, "Aaargh!! What moron invented leg covers that can be destroyed by touching a twig?!" Wally tears some pages out from his magazine and offers them to Dilbert saying, "Make it stop!" Dilbert says, "Too late." Alice puts her legs up on the table and says, "Look at this!!!"
Saturday October 11,
1997
Tags ask for little, dilbert, empty cucbicle, gets little, gets what asks for
Transcript
Dilbert thinks, "I ask for so little..." Dilbert sits in his cubicle. Dilbert thinks, "And boy do I get it."
Friday October 10,
1997
Tags alice, around house, cubicle, dang, house covered, telecommuting, giant cubicle, im free
Transcript
The Boss stands at Alice's front door and screams through a megaphone bullhorn, "Come out of there Alice! We know you're telecommuting!" Alice hides behind the couch and says, "Never! I'm free! You can't make me go back to a cubicle!" A large cubicle surrounds Alice's house. She lets out a small, "Dang."


