co-worker: i thought you said we would be testing the software by today.
dilbert: nope. i never said anything remotely like that.
co-worker: i can't let this go.
dilbert: i didn't think you could.
co-worker: i edited your incredibly complex document and sent it to you by email.
dilbert: i don't see your high-lighted changes.
co-worker: i forgot to turn on the edit tracker.
dilbert: i'm going to accidentally delete your email.
co-worker: that's probably how i'd play it too.
co-worker: can i give you some helpful advice?
dilbert: judging by the quality of your life, i'd say you probably can't.
co-worker: leave my personal life out of it.
dilbert: okay, let's talk about the putrid quality of your work.