January 2007 Comic Strips - Page 1
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Monday January 01,
2007
Tags beef, cake, diet, drink kool aid, eat it too, just derts, meat and potatoes, pie hole, vendores, play on words, food metphors, health
Transcript
The boss: Our meat and potatoes is knowing how to sandwich in our product without causing the other vendors to beef. "We'll get our just desserts when they drink the Kool-Aid. Then we can have our cake and eat it too." Alice: "Are you on a diet?" " The boss: Shut your pie hole."
Tuesday January 02,
2007
Tags diet, expect, hysterical, laughing, sharp focus, expectations, outburst, health
Transcript
The Boss: I should warn you that I'm on a diet and might not have the sharp focus that you've come to expect from me. Asok: "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" "I thought of something funny totally on my own."
Wednesday January 03,
2007
Tags best donuts, diet, employee eats, top five, donut eating, tempting, envy, boss diet, health
Transcript
Wally: "How's your diet coming along?" "MM-GUWUNG-MM-GUH-MUH!" "It's hard to pick the one best doughnut I've ever had, but this one is in my top five."
Thursday January 04,
2007
Tags diet, eating disorder, first 20 pounds, diet with buddy, lose weight, weight issues, health
Transcript
The Boss: My doctor says it will be easier if I diet with a buddy. Do you want in on this? Tina: Good lord. I think I just developed an eating disorder! The Boss: They say the first 20 pounds are the easiest. Tina: NOT HELPING!"
Friday January 05,
2007
Tags amortize the depreciation, energency hoagie, quality of decions, too hungry, quality of decisons, hunger pangs, effect thinking
Transcript
My diet is making me too hungry to listen. I hope that doesn't affect the quality of my decisions. "Amortize the depreciation over the bandwidth of the discount rate." "Don't ask him for anything today." "I brought an emergency hoagie."
Saturday January 06,
2007
Tags diet guru, fewer groceries, last meal, motivation, murder, stop eating, threaten
Transcript
Dogbert: Diet Guru Dogcart: Try stuffing fewer groceries down your maw." "I was hoping you'd give me motivation. Stop eating or I'll kill you. The Boss: Would I get a last meal?"
Monday January 08,
2007
Tags Advice, avoid facts, cubicle, paid commissions, sales engineer, truth, sales rep
Transcript
The Boss: I'm making you a sales engineer. You'll be paid on commission." "When our sales reps lie, it will be your job to make it look like the truth." "Try to avoid facts."
Tuesday January 09,
2007
Tags heals itself, sales engineer, sales rep, totally true, truth vs.lies, questions
Transcript
Sales Engineer "Your sales rep told us that the product heals itself. Is that true?" Dilbert: It's totally true...that he said that. sales engineer: Let me ask this another way... Dilbert: NOOO!!! One way per question!"
Wednesday January 10,
2007
Tags cold learning, cruelest, don't wear a coat, first lesson, good liar, sales support engineer, seeking advice, how to lie
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm a sales support engineer now. Can you teach me to be a good liar? Dogbert: Sure. Meet me on the porch, and don't wear a coat; the cold will help the learning. The first lesson is always the cruelest."
Thursday January 11,
2007
Tags sales engineer, making sale, install, few extra features, massage table, sprawl, get naked
Transcript
Sales Engineer Sales engineer: I did the hard part of making the sale. All you have to do is install it. I might have promised them a few extra features. Did you bring your own massage table or should I just get naked and sprawl on a desk?


