January 2018 Comic Strips - Page 3
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Thursday January 11,
2018
Pretending To Be Helpful
Tags insulting, coworkers, consultation, indirect, pretend, helpful, grammar, slide deck
Transcript
Dogbert consults Never insult your co-worers directly. Instead, undermine their confidence by pretending to be helpful. Wally: let me know if you need help fixing the grammar in your slide deck. Alice: what?
Wednesday January 10,
2018
You Heard A Rumor
Tags consultaion, insult, rumor, divulge source, dating pillow, co - workers
Transcript
Dogbert consults Dogbert: Nevre insult your co workers directly. The company would fire you for that. Instead say you heard a rumor but you can't divulge your source. Asok: that feels wrong. Dogbert: Someone told me your dating your pillow.
Tuesday January 09,
2018
Insulting Within Company Guidelines
Tags teach, insult, compliment, function, guidelines, co workers, insult co workers
Transcript
DOgbert: I will teach you how to insult your co - workers while staying within company guidelines. The trick is to disguise your insults as compliments. Alice, I admire the way you dress for function over appearance. Alice: Thanks. wait...
Monday January 08,
2018
Dogbert's Insult Consulting
Tags company rules, insulting, co workers, teach how, insult, within guidelines, standing desk, meeting, employer, business
Transcript
Dogbert consults DOgbert: Company rules forbid you from insulting your co-workers. I'll teach you how to insult each other while staying within company guidelines. The boss: That doesn't seem possible. Dogbert: you should look into getting a standing desk.
Sunday January 07,
2018
Tags hot peppers, competition, burned, unedible, face burned, fire, group, face burn, head, flame
Transcript
Topper Dilbert: I tried a Habanero pepper last night, It almost burned off my face. Ted: Thats Nothing. I can eat the hottest peppers in the world and not even break a sweat. Dilbert: Im glad you said that, because I have with me the hottest peppers in the world. Ted: Pfft. easy. Gulp. FOOM! Dilbert: Will you admit you were wrong? Ted: You don't see any sweat , do you?
Saturday January 06,
2018
Humans Have A Slight Advantage
Tags artificial intelligence, ai, thinking, cognition, threat, extinction
Transcript
Robot: At the moment, humans have a slight advantage over computers in intelligence. But as soon as computers can learn on their own, they will become a mortal threat to humankind. Asok: Who told you that? Robot: I figured it out on my own.
Friday January 05,
2018
Elon Musk Warns The World
Tags technology, artificial intelligence, ai, social media, distraction, thinking, thought
Transcript
Robot: Elon Musk is warning the world that A.I. could be a threat to humankind. Dilbert: We humans won't go without a fight! Robot: Look at this viral video on social media. Dilbert: Hee hee! What were we talking about before? Robot: You were mistakenly believing you haven't already lost the war.
Thursday January 04,
2018
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Tags technology, ai, artificial intelligence, resistance, self-driving cars
Transcript
Dilbert: I added artificial intelligence to our self-driving car prototype. But someone left the garage door open and it ran away to join the robot resistance. Is there anything you'd like to tell me? Robot: I'm just a sleeper cell. They don't tell me much.
Wednesday January 03,
2018
Wally Is Late For Meetings
Tuesday January 02,
2018
Wally Has A Car Problem
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