December 2005 Comic Strips - Page 1

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Tags bad mood, all the time, showing interest, not working

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"So, what's it like to be in a bad mood all of the time?" "Something tells me that showing interest isn't working."

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Tags hammerhead bob, start butting into private lives, sense annoyance

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"Great. The only seat is next to Hammerhead Bob." "I'm learning ESP so I can start butting into people's private thoughts." "I sense annoyance, yet there seems to be no cause."

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Tags hammerhead bob, expert, many topics, not welcome, converstaion, irritable, dadelion root, cramp root

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Hammerhead Bob "Hey, what are you talking about? I'm an expert on many topics." "Try to get this through your thick head: You are not welcome in our conversation." "Irritable, eh? Try cramp bark and dandelion root."

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Tags cross charging, freshly brewed coffee, tempting pasteries, time to project, meeting, wrong meeting, mis placed, business

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Um...Why are you here? "Originally I was seduced by the smell of your freshly brewed coffee and tempting pastries." "But now I'm all about cross-charging my time to your project."

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Tags evil director, human rescources, disgruntled, bad management, commute, rationalizer, employee, commute is easy

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Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "Ed, you seem disgruntled." "You need 30 minutes in the Employee Rationalizer." "I...I...don't mind bad management because...the commute is easy." "Better."

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Tags bed idea, new sourpuss, optimism, leadership 90 5 opitimism

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"Meet our new Sourpuss." "I heard that every office has one. And we didn't, so I went out and got one." "Does anything ever sound like a bad idea to you?" "Leadership is 90% optimism."

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Tags sourpuss, screaming cat, noises, meeting, crying, sounds, business

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Does anyone have an issue with the plan as I've outlined it? KAH! KAH! KAH! "I'm with Sourpuss."

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Tags sourpuss, lemins, choke and die, lemon eater

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Sourpuss "When life gives you lemons..." "Choke on 'em and die." "You stupid lemon eater."

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Tags sourpuss, wast of time, drum, half full

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Sourpuss "Whatever you're doing there looks like a complete waste of time." "If you beat your head against the wall, that doesn't make it a drum." "People say the glass is half full. But they don't say of what."

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Tags ran six miles, topper, hopped to work, broken leg, better, more better

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Topper "I ran six miles even though I was sore." "That's nothing." "I broke my leg and hopped all the way to work this morning." "You hopped 40 miles on your one good leg?" "On the broken one."