December 2005 Comic Strips - Page 1
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Thursday December 01,
2005
Tags bad mood, all the time, showing interest, not working
Transcript
"So, what's it like to be in a bad mood all of the time?" "Something tells me that showing interest isn't working."
Friday December 02,
2005
Tags hammerhead bob, start butting into private lives, sense annoyance
Transcript
"Great. The only seat is next to Hammerhead Bob." "I'm learning ESP so I can start butting into people's private thoughts." "I sense annoyance, yet there seems to be no cause."
Saturday December 03,
2005
Tags hammerhead bob, expert, many topics, not welcome, converstaion, irritable, dadelion root, cramp root
Transcript
Hammerhead Bob "Hey, what are you talking about? I'm an expert on many topics." "Try to get this through your thick head: You are not welcome in our conversation." "Irritable, eh? Try cramp bark and dandelion root."
Monday December 05,
2005
Tags cross charging, freshly brewed coffee, tempting pasteries, time to project, meeting, wrong meeting, mis placed, business
Transcript
Um...Why are you here? "Originally I was seduced by the smell of your freshly brewed coffee and tempting pastries." "But now I'm all about cross-charging my time to your project."
Tuesday December 06,
2005
Tags evil director, human rescources, disgruntled, bad management, commute, rationalizer, employee, commute is easy
Transcript
Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "Ed, you seem disgruntled." "You need 30 minutes in the Employee Rationalizer." "I...I...don't mind bad management because...the commute is easy." "Better."
Wednesday December 07,
2005
Tags bed idea, new sourpuss, optimism, leadership 90 5 opitimism
Transcript
"Meet our new Sourpuss." "I heard that every office has one. And we didn't, so I went out and got one." "Does anything ever sound like a bad idea to you?" "Leadership is 90% optimism."
Thursday December 08,
2005
Friday December 09,
2005
Tags sourpuss, lemins, choke and die, lemon eater
Transcript
Sourpuss "When life gives you lemons..." "Choke on 'em and die." "You stupid lemon eater."
Saturday December 10,
2005
Tags sourpuss, wast of time, drum, half full
Transcript
Sourpuss "Whatever you're doing there looks like a complete waste of time." "If you beat your head against the wall, that doesn't make it a drum." "People say the glass is half full. But they don't say of what."
Monday December 12,
2005
Tags ran six miles, topper, hopped to work, broken leg, better, more better
Transcript
Topper "I ran six miles even though I was sore." "That's nothing." "I broke my leg and hopped all the way to work this morning." "You hopped 40 miles on your one good leg?" "On the broken one."


