February 2005 Comic Strips - Page 2
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Saturday February 12,
2005
Tags bob, Dilbert, blackberry phone, dinosuar, ate phone
Transcript
Dilbert: "Bob, I bought you a Blackberry so I can send you e-mail day or night." Bob: "Thank you! I always wanted one of these!" "De-e-licious."
Monday February 14,
2005
Tags fbi, traced source, spam, revolutionary new pill, rolex watches, body fat
Transcript
"FBI, we need to talk to you." "We've traced the source of all internet spam to your house." "All of it?" "...The revolutionary new pill that turns your body fat into rolex watches!"
Tuesday February 15,
2005
Tags fbi, internet spam, source, fbi director, dress up, mammals, creepy
Transcript
FBI. We have reason to believe that you're the source of all internet apam."I'm the director of the FBI. And you're both fired." "I'd heard that he likes to dress up as other mammals." "Creepy."
Wednesday February 16,
2005
Tags teds shower, baby shower, taxes, subsidize, put five, poor fiscal planning
Transcript
Carol: I'm collecting money for Ted's baby shower. Wally: "My taxes already subsidized his other brats. I'm taking a refund." Carol: "I just put that five in there!" Wally: "I can't be responsible for your poor fiscal planning."
Thursday February 17,
2005
Tags last election, incredibly close, smart well inofrmed, intelligence factor, no right to complain
Transcript
The Boss: "The last election was incredibly close. That's why it's so important to vote." The Boss: "Smart, well-informed people were evenly divded. Therefore, logically, that proves that intelligence is not a factor, so voting is absurd." The Boss: "Then you have no right to complain about the result." Wally: "I'm pretty sure I do."
Friday February 18,
2005
Tags cable company, abusive service windows, regis and kelly
Transcript
Dogbert: "I'm going to work for the cable company." Dilbert: "Why?" Dogbert: "I enjoy giving people abusive service windows." Dilbert: "Oh" Dogbert: "Well, if you can't be home from March to October, then say goodbye to Regis and Kelly!"
Saturday February 19,
2005
Tags Dogbert, cable compnay, new glasses, couch, couch tech support
Transcript
Dogbert works for the cable company "If your picture is fuzzy then get new glasses." "If my glasses are theproblem, why does the couch look perfectly clear?" "Good question. Please hold while I transfer your to couch tech support."
Monday February 21,
2005
Tags glue stick, quiet, chapstick
Transcript
The boss: "Did I leave my chapstick in here? Ooh, there it is." "Tastes different." Wally: "I lost a good glue stick. But I gained a few hours of quiet."
Tuesday February 22,
2005
Tags small business, credit check, policy, deadbeat, imply, accepts acorns
Transcript
Dilbert: "I have to do a credit check on your company before we do any work. It's our policy." Small Businessman: "I resent that! Just because I'm a small businessman, that doesn't mean I'm a deadbeat!" Dilbert: "I didn't mean to imply..." Small businessman: "Do you know if the parking garage accepts acorns?"
Wednesday February 23,
2005
Tags sales target, have bad credit, bonuses, accounts receivable, getting bonuses
Transcript
Dilbert: "The only way to meet our sales target is by selling to customers who have bad credit." The Boss: "That's okay, we'll get our bonuses before anyone realizes that the accounts recievables are worhtless." The Boss: "The key to getting bonusses is acting surprised later." Dilbert: "I feel unclean."
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