February 2008 Comic Strips - Page 2
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Wednesday February 13,
2008
Tags consultant, virtualization, project, employees, heavy thinking, obstacles, progress, business
Transcript
The Boss: I hired a consultant to help with our virtualization project because I don't trust employees with anything important. Dogbert: I will do the heavy thinking while each of you performs your usual duties as obstacles to progress. Dilbert: You said this is my project! Dogbert: I'll let him unplug something.
Thursday February 14,
2008
Tags hurl software, phase one, server, unplug server, virtualization project, team of monkeys
Transcript
Dogbert: There's no need to worry about the server virtualization project. In phase one a team of blind monkeys will unplug unnecessary servers. In phase two, the monkeys will hurl software at whatever is left. Voila!"
Friday February 15,
2008
Tags server, project, virtualization, rates, online, trouble ticket, scam, inside job
Transcript
Dogbert: The server virtualization project is done, and there are no trouble tickets. My rates might seem steep, but remember, there are no trouble tickets. Dilbert: Our online trouble ticket system is broken."
Saturday February 16,
2008
Tags ambulance chaser, cometition, rumor, salvage assets, talented coworker, new guy
Transcript
Wally: I heard a rumor that you're highly talented. That means you'll leave this company any minute. I came to salvage whatever assets you leave behind. Dilbert: Is he the talented guy? Wally: Back off! I'm already chasing this ambulance.
Monday February 18,
2008
Tags new guy, tall, giant, awkward, arm pits, cubicle, intimidating
Transcript
Dilbert: Don't get too friendly with the new guy. His armpits are 66 inches off the ground. Asok: He seems nice. I fail to see how the height of his armpits is relevant. Wally: You'll see. New Guy: Hey, little buddy. Let me tell you about my weekend.
Tuesday February 19,
2008
Tags scary guy, electric cubicle, scare off .coworkers, keith richards effigy
Transcript
Dogbert's Electric Cubical Walls Asok: I have a leaner. I want to stun him but not kill him. Dogbert: I recommend our Keith Richards model. Asok: Maybe I should dial it back a little."
Wednesday February 20,
2008
Tags surveillance cameras, anti management comic, drunken lemurs, managers, liquor, thoughts, posting, defacing
Transcript
The Boss: Our surveillance cameras caught you posting this antimanagement comic on the wall. This comic compares managers to drunken lemurs. Do you think drunken lemurs are like managers? Wally: No, some lemurs can hold their liquor."
Thursday February 21,
2008
Tags explanation for working, malicious, prove stupid, unemployment benefits, working
Transcript
Catbert: Wally, I have to fire you for posting a comic comparing managers to drunken lemurs. You won't be eligible for unemployment benefits unless you can prove you were stupid as opposed to malicious. Can you prove you're stupid? Wally: Is thereanother explanation for working here?"
Friday February 22,
2008
Tags wally fired, exit interview, manipulation, rigged system, boss, exploding servers
Transcript
Wally: I don't hold any grudges about being fired for hanging a comic on the wall. The company will be fine without my secret and exclusive knowledge of the critical systems. If the framistan starts to gabol, just purge the cache within sixty seconds and the servers won't explode.
Saturday February 23,
2008
Tags firing, humorless stain, interview boss, soul of humanity, support thesis, worship satan
Transcript
Dogbert: The Dogbert gazette is doing a story on your firing of an employee for posting a comic on the wall. I need some quotes that support my thesis of you being a humorless stain on the soul of humanity. Would you say you worship satan, or do you simply respect his nonsense approach to discipline?
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