February 2005 Comic Strips - Page 3
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Tuesday February 08,
2005
Tags work well, superviuson, vague objectives, recognition, contribution, excited by criticism
Transcript
The Boss: Can you work well without supervision? Candidate: "Yes! I thrive on vague objectives and a complete lack of recognition for my contribution!" The Boss: "Can you handle criticism?" Candidate: "I'm not too proud to say it excites me!"
Monday February 07,
2005
Tags work, without supervsion, teal, hassle, show himself out
Transcript
The Boss: Can you work well without supervision? Candidate: "No. I need continuous supervision to keep me from stealin' and harassin'." The boss: "I think we're done here." Candidate: "Do you mind if I show myself out?"
Sunday February 06,
2005
Tags ceo visist, donuts, taste test, all donuts, dont panic, fix donuts, screaming, fresh and delicious
Transcript
The Boss: "Carol, I want to be certain that everything is perfect for the CEO's visit." "Check the doughnuts to make sure that they're fresh and delicious." Later Carol: Mmm... This one is okay." "How can I be sure this isn't the one good doughnut in the batch." "I'll have to taste every one of them." The Boss: "CAROL!!!" Carol: "Don't panic. I can fix this." "This is odd: Most of my doughnut is delicious, but one part tastes like gum."
Saturday February 05,
2005
Tags new vp, amrketing, xperinece, unrelated, indutry, assured, shampoo, sailing, Astrology
Transcript
The Boss: Our new VP of Marketing has twenty years of experience in an unrelated industry. "But he assured me that technology is the same as shampoo." "I predict smooth sailing." New VP: "Technology? I though you said astrology."
Friday February 04,
2005
Tags human resources, change name, workplace, evil enough, evil laugh, business
Transcript
Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "I might change my department's name." "To "Workplace Services." BU-WHA-HA-HA-HA!!" "When things don't sound evil enough on their own, I like to toss in a bu-wha-ha-ha-ha."
Thursday February 03,
2005
Tags bad service, fire people, sexy, ceo of company
Transcript
I keep getting bad service at stores. "Do what I do."<br."I say I'm the CEO of their company and then I fire them all." "You don't look like a CEO." "Too sexy?"
Wednesday February 02,
2005
Tags award, hard work, chair, new chair, stolen, happiest moment
Transcript
The Boss: This award goes to Asok for his hard work on ... Whatever. Asok: "My dedication has been rewarded! This is the happiest moment of my life!" "Wow! It's lucky that I got a new chair on the same day that mine was stolen."
Tuesday February 01,
2005
Tags furry log, nick name, cute names, creating hostile environment, squirrel infested stump
Transcript
The Boss: "Alice, did you call the director of human resources a "furry log"?" Alice: "Yes" The Boss: "I can't tell if you're promoting teamwork with a cute nickname or creating a hostile environment." "Which is it?" Alice: "It's teamwork, you squirrel-infested stump."
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