May 2007 Comic Strips - Page 1
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Tuesday May 01,
2007
Tags dog senslved, basement, make running shoes, eyes, inexpensive, footwear
Transcript
ELbonian: "Please help me. Your dog has enslaved my people in your basement and forced us to make running shoes!" Dilbert: "GAAA!!! MY EYES!!!" pssst "I like to help people, but I also like inexpensive footwear."
Thursday May 03,
2007
Friday May 04,
2007
Saturday May 05,
2007
Monday May 07,
2007
Tuesday May 08,
2007
Transcript
"Why don't you answer my e-mails? Do I need to complain to your boss?" "Your messages have too many topics and no paragraph breaks. They are a violation of all that is good and right about e-mail." snork "'Blah, blah, blah, Dilbert is rude...' Geez, I can't even read this mess." click delete
Wednesday May 09,
2007
Thursday May 10,
2007
Friday May 11,
2007
Transcript
Dogbert's tech support "Try turning off your router, your modem, and your computer." "Now turn off your air conditioning, your lights, and your water heater. Unplug your microwave and defrost your refrigerator." "You're very thorough." "Cancel your garbage service, renounce your citizenship, and yank out your phone."


