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dilbert thinking: i've had no human contact for months. i wasn't expecting to enjoy it so much. my love life was already a barren wasteland. and avoiding my co-workers is always good. i haven't been stressed, tired, or bored in weeks. i only have one remaining source of stress in my life.
dilbert sitting on couch with dogbert
dogbert: i'm printing money in the basement.
dilbert: there it is.