May 1992 Comic Strips - Page 4

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Dogbert, Dilbert, designing, greeting, Card, death, occasion, working, humorous, angle, roses, red, violets, blue, cardboard, stiff

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Dogbert stands at the table reading a card. Dilbert asks, "How are you coming on designing your greeting cards for death occasions?" Dogbert replies, "Okay. Now I'm working on the humorous angle." Dilbert reads, "Roses are red, / Violets are blue, / Cardboard is stiff, / And so are you."