July 2021 Comic Strips - Page 2
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Thursday July 08,
2021
No Purpose
Tags beauty, deck, creation, water, hydrate, well-being, no friends, no purpose, better
Transcript
dilbert: i just spent thirty minutes admiring the beauty of the slide deck i created yesterday. i'm going back for another round after i hydrate. voice from outside frame: what's it like having no friends and no purpose? dilbert: it's a lot better than you'd think.
Friday July 09,
2021
New Loyal Customers
Tags business, meeting, ceo, woke, advertising, dollars, loss, quarter, offend, straight face, botox, annoying
Transcript
ceo: our strategy of being annoyingly woke in our ads caused us to have an eight billion dollar loss this quarter. but it was worth it because sometimes you have to offend some of your customers to make the others loyal. dilbert: how did you say that with a straight face? ceo: no one told you about botox?
Saturday July 10,
2021
Perfect Skin
Tags perfect skin, digital filter, panda, perfect, real, fake, ears, snout, personal appearance
Transcript
dilbert in front of laptop: your skin looks so perfect...are you using a digital filter of some sort? voice from laptop: no, this is the real me. frame changes to panda in pink dress in front of laptop. dilbert's voice from laptop: and what about the panda ears and snout? panda thinking: awkward
Monday July 12,
2021
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Monday July 19,
2021
Too Dangerous To Do Lunch
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