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36 Results for Gadgets
View 1 - 10 results for gadgets comic strips. Discover the best "Gadgets" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday November 27,
2012
Tags gadgets, laziness, mobile (cell) phones, smartphone business, strangles, lazy
Transcript
CEO: We're going into the smartphone business. Smartphones are basically gadgets, and we already make gadgets, so how hard could it be? Dilbert: If you strangle me now, I promise I won't resist. Boss: That sounds lazy.
Thursday November 20,
2008
Tags computer, distraction, internet, productive, pictures of gadgets, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: I want to be productive, but the internet is calling to me. Computer: Hey, buddy. I've got pictures of gadgets. Dilbert: Cool ones? Computer: Sure, let's pretend that matters.
Tuesday May 10,
2011
Tags computers & peripherals, gadgets, 4g products, goodness, competetive, g stands for
Transcript
Ted: For competitive reasons, we've rebranded all of our 4G mobile products as 8G. Dilbert: I'm curious what the marketing department thinks the "G" stands for. Ted: Guess what doesn't mean "goodness."
Wednesday June 08,
2011
Tags friendship, gadgets, mobile (cell) phones, shoulder holder, jealousy is attractive, relationships
Transcript
Dilbert: I invented a shoulder holder for my phone. I felt bad keeping my best friend in my pocket. Jealousy in not attractive.
Wednesday June 29,
2011
Tags gadgets, mobile (cell) phones, new phone, recommendations, dropped calls, poor battery life, hate the messenger, build phones
Transcript
Carol: I need a new phone. Which one do you recommend? Dilbert: Do you want to be angry about your dropped calls or angry about your poor battery life? Don't hate the messenger. Carol: People similar to you build phones.
Thursday June 30,
2011
Tags apps, gadgets, mobile (cell) phones, new smartphone, tongue on flagpole, victime of good marketing, voice reception
Transcript
Carol: Check out my new smartphone! The voice receptions is a bit weak, but I can usually make a call if I keep my tongue on a flagpole. Alice: You might be a victim of good marketing. Carol: It has apps!
Tuesday July 12,
2011
Tags gadgets, mobile (cell) phones, fascinating, twitter, keep boss happy
Transcript
Wally: You fascinate me. I think I speak for all of your followers on Twitter when I say we want more, more, more. Dilbert: You don't use Twitter. Wally: I just used it to keep my boss busy.
Tuesday July 19,
2011
Tags dating, gadgets, mobile (cell) phones, Dilbert, twitter, world has judged, dont exist, ghost, blocking tv, relationships
Transcript
Woman: How many Twitter followers do you have? Dilbert: None. Woman: The world has judged you. Dilbert: It's as if I don't exist! Dogbert: For a ghost, you do a good job of blocking the TV.
Sunday July 24,
2011
Tags gadgets, scientific equipment, data center, lights out, eliminate problems, moving cables, power cords, ruining everything, speakerphone, humans are germs, science
Transcript
Voice: The data center is evolving into a "lights out" operation. Employees will no longer be allowed in the data center. We hope to eliminate all of the problems that humans cause by moving cables, unplugging power cords, and ruining everything with their dirt and static. Dilbert: He makes it sound as if the data center is alive and we humans are nothing but germs. Alice: By the way, who called this meeting and who's on the speakerphone? Dilbert: Are you... the data center? Noise: CLICK. Dilbert: I have a bad feeling about this.
Wednesday August 03,
2011
Tags computers & peripherals, gadgets, intergenerational relations, grandpa box, phones, tablets, laptop, text the 90s
Transcript
Asok: Are you getting a lot done on the grandpa box? Dilbert: The what? Asok: The people in my generation do our work on our phones and tablets. Dilbert: I also have a laptop. Asok: I'll text the nineties and let them know.


