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193 Results for Bob Dinosaur
View 1 - 10 results for Bob Dinosaur comic strips. Discover the best "Bob Dinosaur" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday January 06,
2022
Training Bob The Elbonian
Friday February 28,
2020
Purchasing Department
Tags managers & supervisors, business, purchasing, vendor, market, quote, coffee
Transcript
Purchasing Manager Bob: you need there vendor quotes, or i can't approve it. dilbert: there are only two vendors in that market. bob: come back when something changes.
Tuesday May 07,
2019
Dogbert Narrates
Tags business, office, office workers, narrator
Transcript
dilbert: hi, i'm dilbert, and this is my narrator. dogbert: bob wondered when was the last time dilbert had washed his hands. it was a good question. bob: what? dilbert: just ignore the fore-shadowing.
Thursday November 08,
2018
Making Your Boss Look Good
Tags boss, criticism, ego, managers & supervisors, office workers, responsibility
Transcript
Boss: You did this wrong. Dilbert: That's how you trained me to do it. Bob: You need to learn to take responsibility for my mistakes. It's called "making your boss look good". Dilbert: Maybe you could help a little too.
Monday December 21,
2015
Team Interview
Tags hiring, managers, interviews, employment, honesty, candor, warning
Transcript
Team Interview. Dilbert: To be perfectly honest, Bob, you are unqualified to work here. Bob: Your boss already hired me. He told me to talk to you so you'd feel included in the decision. Wait... did I miss a huge red flag? Dilbert: We all did. Welcome to the team.
Friday December 05,
2014
Bob Gets A Smartwatch
Tags carbon dating, dinosaurs, pun, puns, smartwatch, technology, anthrpocene epoch
Transcript
Dinosaur: Ha ha! I am now the coolest member of the household because I have a smartwatch. Hello, watch. What time is is? Watch: This is the anthropocene epoch. Dinosaur: Wow, that carbon dates me.
Thursday December 04,
2014
Bob Has No Cool Way To Describe His Life
Tags dinosaurs, flip phones, smart phones, technology, what is cool?, windows xp
Transcript
Dinosaur: All I need is my flip phone, my Windows XP, and my basic cable television. Did I sound like a big, dumb dinosaur that time? Dogbert: Pretty much. Dinosaur: Wow... there is no cool way to describe my life.
Wednesday December 03,
2014
Bob Is Proud Of His Flip Phone
Tags dinosaurs, insult, insults, judgement, smart phones, technology, flip phone, judegment, follow ups
Transcript
Dinosaur: I don't own a smartphone. I use a flip phone because it does everything I want. Alice: Why are you proud of being a big, dumb dinosaur with a terrible phone? Dinosaur: I"m sensing a lot of judgement in that question. Alice: Wait until you hear my follow-ups.
Tuesday July 23,
2013
Tags internet & world wide web, money, bertcoins, digital currency, anonymous genous, mail, attachment, pirates
Transcript
Ratbert: I'm moning for bertcoins. It's a digital currency created by an anonymous genius. Hey, I'm getting an email from a Somali fellow who wants me to open an attachment. What happened to all of my bertcoins? Bob: Digital Somali pirates!
Tuesday August 28,
2012
Tags talk like idiots, slap lipstick, deliverable, actionable, underpaid
Transcript
Ratbert: Let's talk like idiots. Bob: Ha ha! You go first! Ratbert: Slap lipstick on the pig, put a stake in the ground, and view it from 30,000 feet. Bob: That deliverable is actionable. Ratbert: Wait... why do I suddenly feel like hiring you? Bob: And why do I feel underpaid?


