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Ai To Take Dilbert's Job

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Ai To Take Dilbert's Job - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Asok's Job Was Never Real

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Asok's Job Was Never Real - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Job For A Sadist

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Job For A Sadist - Dilbert by Scott Adams

My Last Job

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My Last Job - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Job Requires Long Hours

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Job Requires Long Hours - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Placebo Job

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Placebo Job - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Manual Isn’t Done

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Manual Isn’t Done - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Ted Will Train You

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Ted Will Train You - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, training, absence, coffee, helpful, problem, successful, sarcasm

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boss: ask ted to show you how to do his job functions before he leaves for his new job. panel changes to office building. dilbert: what if he isn't helpful? boss: then i'll fire you for failing. panel changes back in office: dilbert: do you see any problem with the approach? boss: no. it's worked for years.

Potted Plant

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Potted Plant - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, communication, job, managers & supervisors, sarcasm, employees, feelings, potted plant, new, boss

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ceo: the only reason you have a job is so i don't have to talk to employees. but i still talk to you every day, so i hired a potted plant to be your new boss. boss: i feel deeply insulted. ceo: see? a plant would never feel that way.

Low Self Esteem

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Low Self Esteem - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags office workers, business, relationships, low, self-esteem, hate, performance, problem, hear, sarcasm

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employee: my low self-esteem is making me hate you for being good at your job. dilbert: that's not my problem. employee: oh, it will be. it will be. dilbert: was i suppose to hear that?