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627 Results for Ceo
View 1 - 10 results for ceo comic strips. Discover the best "Ceo" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday December 08,
2022
Ceo Fixes His Problem
Monday August 29,
2022
Ceo Dates Subordinate
Thursday August 04,
2022
Prepping The Ceo
Saturday October 02,
2021
Gift For Ceo
Saturday August 28,
2021
Asok Loves Being Co Ceo
Friday August 27,
2021
Asok Becomes Co Ceo
Saturday August 21,
2021
Rocket For The Ceo
Friday July 09,
2021
New Loyal Customers
Tags business, meeting, ceo, woke, advertising, dollars, loss, quarter, offend, straight face, botox, annoying
Transcript
ceo: our strategy of being annoyingly woke in our ads caused us to have an eight billion dollar loss this quarter. but it was worth it because sometimes you have to offend some of your customers to make the others loyal. dilbert: how did you say that with a straight face? ceo: no one told you about botox?
Saturday June 19,
2021
Potted Plant
Tags business, communication, job, managers & supervisors, sarcasm, employees, feelings, potted plant, new, boss
Transcript
ceo: the only reason you have a job is so i don't have to talk to employees. but i still talk to you every day, so i hired a potted plant to be your new boss. boss: i feel deeply insulted. ceo: see? a plant would never feel that way.
Wednesday June 02,
2021
Political Talk
Tags brainwashed, business, harmony, messaging, opinions, partisan politics, platforms, political issues, underinformed
Transcript
catbert in meeting sitting next to wally and dilbert: catbert: our ceo has banned political talk on all employee messaging platforms. it's just as well because you're all brainwashed and underinformed, so your opinions are not worth the spittle that comes with them. panel shows office building. we hope this change will improve internal harmony.


