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Trial Data

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Trial Data - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Ratbert In Charge Of Data Security

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Ratbert In Charge Of Data Security - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Data Integrity

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Data Integrity - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Best Data We Have

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Best Data We Have - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Ignoring Data

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Ignoring Data - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Sunday Data Dive

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Sunday Data Dive - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Sunday Data Looks Two Ways

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Sunday Data Looks Two Ways - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Wally Invents Data

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Wally Invents Data - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Wally Helps The New Guy

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Wally Helps The New Guy - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, office workers, training, new, employment

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dilbert: wally, explain to the new guy what he needs to know about the project. wally: our pdr system is downstairs from the qrd data and the bmr, so don't order a gref or else the plr will get boodled. panel shows office building with man jumping out of window, voice: i quit

Frequent Victims Club

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Frequent Victims Club - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, join, frequent, victim, club, beverage, minute, dollar, track, purchases, sell, data, colleagues, stores, customer, servey

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man with red apron: would you like to join our frequent victims club? dilbert: no, i just want to buy this beverage. man: you could save a dollar if you join now. it only takes a minute. dilbert: i don't want you tracking my purchases and selling my data. man: i you don't sign up, my colleagues and i will pester you to do it every time you try to buy something. dilbert: i'll take my business elsewhere! man: no. you won't. because other stores are just as bad as we are. dilbert: i am not a victim! man: tell that to the customer survey i'm about to pester you into doing.