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27 Results for Embarrassment
View 1 - 10 results for embarrassment comic strips. Discover the best "Embarrassment" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday April 23,
2021
Zoom Could Have Been Worse
Tags business, embarrassment, technology, video call, zoom, time, waste, meeting, imbeciles, mic
Transcript
dilbert with dogbert on video call. dilbert: what a waste of time this zoom meeting is. i hate dealing with imbeciles. voice from laptop: your mic is on. dogbert: could have been worse.
Monday November 23,
2020
Share Your Screen
Tags embarrassment, technology, business, office, video conference, zoom, share, screen, quit
Transcript
dilbert looking at laptop on video conference voice from laptop: let me share my screen and i'll...uh-oh. oops. not that screen. don't judge me! how do i make it go away?!!! gaaa!!! i can't take the embarrassment! i quit! Dogbert and dilbert in another room dogbert: how was your zoom call? dilbert: best one ever.
Tuesday December 13,
2016
Asok Agrees To Be Hit Man
Tags social media, twitter, public speaking, embarrassment, spokesperson, killing, racism, assumption, technology
Transcript
Boss: Our company spokesperson embarrassed us on social media. Does this qualify him for an "honor killing?" Asok: No, and you're a racist. Boss: Here's what he said on social media. Asok: Okay, I'm in.
Saturday December 10,
2016
Cartoonist As Spokesperson
Tags spokesperson, embarrassment, celebrity, promoter, product
Transcript
Boss: We're looking for a celebrity spokesperson, but we don't have much budget for it. All we can afford is a cartoonist. Can you do the job for $75? Scott Adams: Deal! Boss: Have you ever done anything on social media that would embarrass us? Scott Adams: I thought that's what it's for.
Friday November 25,
2016
Airport Security
Tags embarrassment, viral video
Transcript
Dilbert: My business trip didn't go well. I took off my belt for airport security and my pants fell off. Someone took a video and everyone is sharing it. Wally: This is literally the first time I wish I had friends.
Saturday October 29,
2016
Dilbert In Wrong Meeting
Tags awkward, meeting, embarrassed, embarrassment, business
Transcript
Dilbert: I just realized I'm in the wrong meeting. My best bet is to slowly sink below the table and slip away. Someday, when my grandkids ask what I did for a living, I'm going to say I was unemployed.
Tuesday May 20,
2014
Tags crime victims, embarrassment, lost money, phishing scam, questioning support, stifle laugh
Transcript
Boss; I lost all of my money to a phishing scam. Catbert: Must... stifle... laugh. Mmmph! Pressure is building. Must contain... \\ Boss: Are you being supportive? I can't tell. Catbert: Mmmph!
Tuesday January 14,
2014
Tags embarrassment, inventions, good news, fuel source, organic waste material, awkward
Transcript
Dilbert: the good news is that we're going to test a new furl source for you. The bad news is that the fun source is organic waste material. Irs awkward for me too. Just close your eyes , ok?
Thursday September 05,
2013
Tags embarrassment, internet & world wide web, interviews, resume, old way, job interview, data online data, ew, disgust, walked out
Transcript
Boss: I don't need to see your resume. That's the old way of hiring. Now we use data from the Internet to see what you've been up to lately. Ew. Applicant: I'll show myself out. Boss: You'll understand if I don't shake your hand.
Sunday September 01,
2013
Tags conversation, embarrassment, ignored, avoidance, avoid conversation, co worker, six months
Transcript
Dilbert: Uh-oh. It's that guy. Coworker: You never returned any of my messages. Dilbert: I was busy. Coworker: For six months? Dilbert: Well, no... only for a week. But it would have been awkward to respond after ignoring you for so long. Coworker: So your plan was to avoid me forever even though we work on the same floor? Dilbert: No. I've seen the quality of your work and I figured there was a 60% chance that you would die in a workplace accident that the average idiot could easily avoid. For the record, I'm the one who was trying to avoid this conversation.


