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Email Versus Meeting

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Email Versus Meeting - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #meeting, #email, #hugs, #e-card, #co-workers

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dilbert: is there anything you plan to do in this meeting that we couldn't have done more easily by email. alice, boss & dilbert sitting at table saying nothing. boss: hugs? dilbert: send me an e-card.

Knowing What Wally Does

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Knowing What Wally Does - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #managers & supervisors, #performance, #review, #job, #projects, #expectations, #heuristics

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boss: i can't give you a good performance review because you haven't performed up to expectations. wally: do you even know what my job is? boss: of course i do. you're an engineer. wally: yes, but do you know what projects i'm working on? boss: well, various things, and some miscellaneous things too. wally: how can you determine my job performance when you don't know what my job is? boss: have you heard of heuristics? you're bad at everything i've observed, so i assume you are bad at everything else as well. wally: you should have started with that.

Clear Email From Boss

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Clear Email From Boss - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #managers & supervisors, #servers, #request, #email, #reply, #project, #update, #fight, #business

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boss: why didn't you upgrade the servers like i asked? dilbert: you never asked me to do that. boss: yes, i did. i told you in an email. dilbert: no, you did not. boss: i know i saw it because you replied. dilbert: i replied to a different email. boss: okay, let me find the email and show you how wrong you are. see. it clearly says, "give me a project update by thursday." dilbert: which is...an entirely different topic. boss: why are you fighting me on this?

Report Is On Cluttered Desk

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Report Is On Cluttered Desk - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #managers & supervisors, #office workers, #project, #desk, #cluttered, #email, #lost

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wally: did you see my project update? boss: no wally: i left it on your cluttered desk. try excavating a few layers to find it. dilbert: what happens when he realizes it isn't there? wally: that's when i tell him to check his cluttered email.

Multiple Choice

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Multiple Choice - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #email, #managers & supervisors, #options, #reply, #business

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dilbert: i sent you an email with three options, and you replied "yes" boss: i don't remember it. send it to me again dilbert: oookay email: which option do you prefer? boss types: yes

Unconscious Bias

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Unconscious Bias - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #obliviousness, #office workers, #racism, #training, #bias

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Carol: You haven't completed the mandatory training on unconscious bias. Dilbert: I'm not biased. Carol: Maybe you are when you are not conscious. Dilbert: I'm a bigot in my sleep? Carol: And you look like a drooler.

Circular Debating

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Circular Debating - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #argument, #debates, #frustration, #moon, #conspiracy

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Wally: Thanks to my new circular debating technique. I haven't lost a debate in weeks. Watch this. The moon landing was a hoax. Man: No, it wasn't. Wally: The flag was moving in the wind. Man: I'll send you a link debunking the flag thing. Wally: Okay, but how do you explain the multiple light sources? Man: Here's another link debunking that claim. Fifteen minutes later Man: I have now debunked all ten of your ridiculous claims will you agree the moon landing was real? Wally: How do you explain the flag moving? Man: Gaaaa!!! I give up!! You win!!!

Phone Is More Interesting

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Phone Is More Interesting - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #cell phone, #criticism, #date, #dinner, #Entertainment, #men and women, #texting, #smartphone

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Tina: I just realized I enjoy using my phone more than I enjoy interacting with you. I mean, this thing is amazing, whereas you haven't found a way to entertain me all night. Dilbert: Maybe I'll grow on you. Tina: "Now he sounds like a tumor. LOl!"

Read It With My Own Eyes

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Read It With My Own Eyes - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #argument, #communication, #email, #frustrated, #office, #office workers, #plans

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Man: I disagree with your email saying the plan won't work. Dilbert: My email said exactly the opposite. I said the plan will definitely work. Man: No, I read it with my own eyes. Dilbert: I'm the one who wrote it!!!

Did You Get My Email

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Did You Get My Email - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #email, #managers & supervisors, #office, #talking

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the boss: did you read my email? dilbert: yes. dilbert: are you aware that email is a substitute for talking in person? the boss thinking: i thought i heard something about that.