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102 Results for Ignorance
View 1 - 10 results for ignorance comic strips. Discover the best "Ignorance" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday May 19,
2021
Elbonian Sweat Shops
Tags business, business ethics, ignorance, blowback, press release, condemn, elbonia, sweatshop, issue, products, defense
Transcript
boss: we're getting major blowback on social media for your press release condemning elbonian sweatshop labor. ceo: it's an important issue. boss: it's also how we make all of our products. ceo: in my defense, someone should have told me that.
Wednesday November 18,
2020
Information From Carl
Tags office workers, colleagues, rude, mumble, ignorance, information, business, stalk, cubicle, layers
Transcript
Tina: i almost got some information from carl. i stalked him to his cubicle and penetrated his outer defense of rudeness. but i never broke through his mumble layer. dilbert: wait until you get to his ignorance layer.
Monday November 02,
2020
Boss Ear Piece
Tags answers, blockchain, business, ear piece, evil, ignorance, managers & supervisors, smart, technology
Transcript
boss: later i have a meeting about blockchain and i don't understand anything about it. i'll be wearing this earpiece, and i want you to feed me smart lines. dilbert at home talking to dogbert: do you want to do something evil? dogbert: say no more. give me that.
Monday May 28,
2018
Wifi In Slide Deck
Tags credibility, typo, spelling, assumption, ignorance, obliviousness
Transcript
CEO: I can't take you seriously because there's a typo in your slide deck. You've lost all credibility because of your sloppy presentation. And don't mention my wife in your slide deck. Dilbert: That's "wi-fi."
Sunday May 27,
2018
Tags manipulation, fear, tactic, ignorance, jargon, language
Transcript
Woman: I need help persuading your boss to bless my project. Should I use facts and logic? Dilbert: No, he hates that stuff. Woman: Maybe I could appeal to his better angels? Dilbert: His better angels wear noise-canceling headphones. Woman: Okay, fine. I'll just appeal to his self-interest. Dilbert: It would be in his best interest to avoid people like you. Woman: What do you suggest? Dilbert: We've had good outcomes using his ignorance and fear. Woman: Sign this ore else a blockchain drone will kill you in your sleep. Boss: Where's my pen!
Thursday July 27,
2017
Wally Secret Project
Saturday May 13,
2017
Failing The Robot Test
Tags sentience, robot, human, artificial intelligence, turing test, voting, ignorance
Transcript
Boss: Can you pass the Turing test? Robot: No. Can you pass the robot test? Boss: What's the robot test? Robot: Do you vote even though you don't understand the issues? Boss: Um... I might do that. Robot: You just failed the robot test.
Thursday November 03,
2016
Wally Gives Approval
Tags laziness, signature, ignorance, reading, fine print
Transcript
Dilbert: I need everyone's buy-in on this. Wally: Do I have to read it? Dilbert: No. Wally: That's the sort of idea I can get behind.
Tuesday June 14,
2016
Twitter The Video Game
Tags twitter, social media, game, ignorance, trick, prank, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: Our sales dropped to zero after you offended customers on Twitter. Did someone tell you Twitter was a video game? Narrator: One week ago. Boss: And how would I kill these trolls? Wally: With your words.
Friday June 03,
2016
Deciding Which Liar You Prefer
Tags choosing, choices, voting, election, Politics
Transcript
Boss: I can't decide if I want to vote for the liar with the budget plan that doesn't add up or... the other liar with a budget plan that doesn't add up. Dogbert: Have you tried using your ignorance to figure out which one is lying the least? Boss: Ooh, that could work.


