Wally: Thanks to my new circular debating technique. I haven't lost a debate in weeks. Watch this. The moon landing was a hoax.
Man: No, it wasn't.
Wally: The flag was moving in the wind.
Man: I'll send you a link debunking the flag thing.
Wally: Okay, but how do you explain the multiple light sources?
Man: Here's another link debunking that claim.
Fifteen minutes later
Man: I have now debunked all ten of your ridiculous claims will you agree the moon landing was real?
Wally: How do you explain the flag moving?
Man: Gaaaa!!! I give up!! You win!!!
Carol: Ooh. Bad news on your horoscope today. Your moon is intersecting with the feng shui of your aura. Boss: How long do I have? Carol: You'll be dead by noon. Boss: I meant until my next meeting.
Dilbert: Hi. I'm an engineer. That means I have excellent employment potential and I can fix things around the house. Woman: How are your social skills? Dilbert: Wow. Look who wants the moon.
Boss: Our engineers built a nuclear rocket to blast an incoming asteroid out of its collision course with Earth. But we didn't use the approved corporate font on the nose cone and we missed the launch window trying to erase it. Now what are we going to do with a nuclear rocket? CEO: Well, the moon has always been a jerk.
Dilbert: Customers are threatening to boycott us if we continue to advertise on Dogbert's radio show. Dogbert insulted every man, woman, child and organic substance in the known universe. He called the moon something that rhymes with totem. Boss: Modem?
Alice: Steer clear of Darryl. He turned feral. Asok: Feral? Dilbert: That's what happens when engineers don't get invited to meetings. Alice: Darryl's only social life was meetings. Dilbert: He didn't get to use his social skills for a few weeks, and apparently he lost them. Asok: Is it like he turned into a wolfman? Dilbert: Yes, except he's better at math. And he howls at the Internet, not the moon. Asok: Can we watch? Man: How-ooo can you blog that?
The man who could not summarize Man says, "It all started 4.53 billion years ago during the Hadean eon." Man says, "I hope you don't mind if I skip over the part where the earth formed by accretion from the solar nebula." Hours Later Man says, "...And that formed what we call the moon." Dilbert says, "Maybe I'll just ask someone else what time it is."
The Boss: "I am sad to report that Asok the intern died during a test of our moon shuttle prototype." "Before he left, he put a sample of his DNA in a jar. His plan is to reincarnate into his own clone." "Where's the jar with Asok's DNA?"
Carol: "I needed a second candy jar."
The Boss: "Asok, I need an intern to test-pilot our new moon shuttle prototype."
Asok: "Wouldn't it be wiser to send a monkey on the first flight?"
The Boss: "You're thinking of the second flight."
Dilbert: "My company wants me to design a private moon shuttle in three months. Doom is inevitable."
Dogbert: "What you need is a scapegoat to blame for the project never getting finished. I'll send one over."
Dilbert: "I was almost done, and then this idiot comes along."
