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1000 Results for New Projects
View 1 - 10 results for new projects comic strips. Discover the best "New Projects" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday December 27,
2022
New 3 Letter Program
Tuesday December 06,
2022
Ted Gets A New Phone
Monday October 31,
2022
New Vp Of R&D
Sunday September 25,
2022
New Male Robot
Wednesday June 08,
2022
Safety Of New Pill
Tuesday February 22,
2022
People New To Investing
Sunday August 01,
2021
New Technology
Sunday July 25,
2021
Tina Projects
Friday July 09,
2021
New Loyal Customers
Tags business, meeting, ceo, woke, advertising, dollars, loss, quarter, offend, straight face, botox, annoying
Transcript
ceo: our strategy of being annoyingly woke in our ads caused us to have an eight billion dollar loss this quarter. but it was worth it because sometimes you have to offend some of your customers to make the others loyal. dilbert: how did you say that with a straight face? ceo: no one told you about botox?
Saturday July 03,
2021
New Software
Tags business, managers & supervisors, approval, software, necessary, purchase order, questions, blockchain, stop
Transcript
dilbert: i'd like approval to buy some software, and there is no hope you would understand why it is necessary. so just sign off on the purchase and don't ask any questions. boss: is it blockchain? dilbert: just stop.