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New 3 Letter Program

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New 3 Letter Program - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Ted Gets A New Phone

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Ted Gets A New Phone - Dilbert by Scott Adams

New Vp Of R&D

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New Vp Of R&D - Dilbert by Scott Adams

New Male Robot

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New Male Robot - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Safety Of New Pill

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Safety Of New Pill - Dilbert by Scott Adams

People New To Investing

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People New To Investing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

New Technology

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Tina Projects

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Tina Projects - Dilbert by Scott Adams

New Loyal Customers

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New Loyal Customers - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, meeting, ceo, woke, advertising, dollars, loss, quarter, offend, straight face, botox, annoying

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ceo: our strategy of being annoyingly woke in our ads caused us to have an eight billion dollar loss this quarter. but it was worth it because sometimes you have to offend some of your customers to make the others loyal. dilbert: how did you say that with a straight face? ceo: no one told you about botox?

New Software

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New Software - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, approval, software, necessary, purchase order, questions, blockchain, stop

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dilbert: i'd like approval to buy some software, and there is no hope you would understand why it is necessary. so just sign off on the purchase and don't ask any questions. boss: is it blockchain? dilbert: just stop.