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18 Results for Vacations
View 1 - 10 results for vacations comic strips. Discover the best "Vacations" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday November 29,
2021
Mental Vacations
Tuesday April 14,
2020
Working On Vacation
Tags business, managers & supervisors, work, vacation, scold, enjoy, behind, train, broken
Transcript
dilbert: do you mind if i come to work on my vacation days? i hate being scolded for being behind in my work more that i enjoy taking vacations. boss: it seems i have trained you well. dilbert: no, i'm just broken.
Tuesday September 03,
2019
Wally Covers For Boss
Tags boss, business, managers & supervisors, motivation, vacations
Transcript
Boss: I need you to fill in for me while I'm on vacation. I would have asked someone competent, but they're all on vacation next week, too. Please don't destroy the entire company. Wally: Do I seem that motivated?
Monday August 12,
2019
Leadership Conference In Maui
Tags boss, irritation, managers & supervisors, vacations
Transcript
Boss: The leadership conference is in Maui next week. I need you to sit in for me...and do your own job at the same time. While I'm drinking on the beach. Dilbert: I get it!!!
Tuesday September 12,
2017
Wally Takes Decaf Vacations
Saturday June 18,
2016
Dilbert Doesn't Need Vacations
Tags vacation, work ethic, workload, time off
Transcript
Boss: Company policy says you have to take a vacation. Dilbert: I don't want one. I would be bored for a week and come back to all the work that piled up while I was gone. Boss: Nothing about you is normal. Dilbert: Thank you.
Friday June 17,
2016
Needing Vacations
Monday May 12,
2014
Tags frustration, vacations, work harder, no vacation, boss, time off, employee
Transcript
Dilbert: Can I take my vacation next week? Boss: Fine. Just work twice as hard this week to get everything done before you leave. Dilbert: In that case, I prefer not taking a vacation at all. Boss: It's starting to look as if nothing can make you happy.
Wednesday October 23,
2013
Tags engineers, vacations, work ethic, unlimited vacation policy, 200 days off, double productivity, no way to measure
Transcript
Wally: I'm planning to take advantage of our new unlimited vacation policy. I'll be gone for two hundred days in the coming year. And I guarantee I will still double my productivity compared to the prior year. Boss: There's no way to measure productivity for engineers. Wally: Good to know.
Tuesday October 22,
2013
Tags choosing, stress, vacations, unlimited vacation days, torpedo career, source of stress, set up, manipulate
Transcript
Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources Catbert: We're jumping on the fad of giving employees unlimited vacation days. The only gating factor will be the knowledge that taking any time off whatsoever will torpedo your career. Alice: So... now our vacations will be a source of stress? Catbert: Only as much as you want. It's totally up to you.

