boss: i'm proud to announce that we've been named "employer of the year."
dilbert: how much did that cost?
boss: nothing! all we had to do was buy a million dollars' worth of ads.
dilbert: did we need those ads?
boss: you won't win any awards with that attitude.
dilbert thinking: i accomplished fifteen tasks on my to-do list today. that leaves only seven hundred tasks, not counting the twenty-three i added today.
dilbert to dogbert: i wonder what winning feels like.
dogbert: it's great.