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132 Results for Class
View 91 - 100 results for class comic strips. Discover the best "Class" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday February 19,
2004
Tags school, worthless sycophants, head nodding, beginners, instructiosn, class, particpants, education
Transcript
Dogbert: "Welcome to Dogbert's school for worthless sycophants." "Our first lesson is 'Head nodding for beginners.'" "Good good, now get ready to snap it forward."
Monday August 30,
2004
Tags evil director, human resources, cubicles, open plan, special class, transition, invisible walls, business
Transcript
CAtbert: Evil director of human resources Catbert: cubicles are too expensive. we're moving to an open plan, You'll attend a special classy to ease your transition. Wally: its like he's in a cubicle with invisible walls!
Sunday October 17,
1999
Tags dumb boss, tape measure, postage on email, my boss is so dumb
Transcript
Ted, Dilbert and Carol sit at a conference table. Ted says, "My boss is so dumb, He brought a tape measure to a distance learning class." Everyone laughs, "HA HA HA HA!" Carol says, "My boss is so dumb..." Carol says, "He puts postage stamps on his e-mail. Now he can't see his pc screen." Everyone laughs, "HA HA HA HA!" Ted says to Dilbert, "How about you, Dilbert? Do you have any dumb boss jokes?" The Boss enters the conference room. The Boss says, "Dilbert, my pc is warm. I think our fire wall is acting up." Ted pats Dilbert on the back and says, "We're sorry." Carol says, "We didn't know."
Monday November 21,
2005
Tags hired abusive, lying, control freak, difficult coworkers
Transcript
"I hired an abusive, lying, back-stabbing, control freak." "But don't worry, because I'm sending you to a class on how to deal with difficult coworkers." "Wouldn't it have been better to..." "I've heard bad things about that guy."
Tuesday February 28,
2006
Wednesday March 01,
2006
Tags ethics course, on line course, perfect scores, taking for boss
Transcript
What?! You only got a 'B' taking the online ethics course for me? "No one will believe you're me unless you get all perfect scores." "I...was...tired." "Why? You only did 300 push-ups for my online gym class!!!"
Monday September 18,
2006
Thursday June 05,
2008
Tags colossal waste, different light, less usless, unimportant, staff meetings
Transcript
Wally says, "I took a class on being less useless. Now I see the world in a different light." Wally says, "For example, I recognize these staff meetings as colossal wastes of time, but there's nothing I can do about them." Wally says, "Now my helplessness makes my uselessness seem unimportant."
Saturday September 25,
2010
Tags communication skills, training, class, stand on stool, idiots, pairs, coworker
Transcript
Communication Skills Training Dogbert says, "Today you will learn how to listen to idiots without snoring." Dogbert says, "Break into groups of two, with one idiot and one non-idiot in each pair."
Monday July 20,
2009
Tags meeting, anger management, argument, annoyed, business
Transcript
Catbert says, "I'm sending you to an anger management class because of your recent outburst against your boss." Dilbert says, "When one is being abused by a figure of authority, anger is a healthy and appropriate response." Catbert says, "Right. We want less of that."


