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Tags #managers & supervisors, #work all night, #inspiring employees, #clearly defined roles, #business

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Boss: We'll finish this project even if we have to work all night! Well, I just did my job of inspiring you, so I might as well go home. How do you like our clearly defined roles now?

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Tags #new strategy, #sales stink, #cutting costs, #lose hope, #working great, #higher margins

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The Boss: "Our new strategy is to sell fewer units at higher margins." Dilbert: "Question: How's that different from saying our sales stink, so we're cutting costs?" The Boss: "I call it a strategy so you won't lose hope." Dilbert: "It's working great."

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Tags #help alice, #tried working harder, #become dependant

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Wally, I want you to go help Alice on her project." "Have you tried working harder? Sometimes thta works." "I hope she doesn't become dependent on my help."

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Share October 24, 2005's comic on:


Tags #unpaid overtime, #death, #deny pleasures, #good night kiss, #this thing, #medical

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"You know what two things are very similar?" "Unpaid overtime and death. They both deny me the pleasures of being alive." "How about a good night kiss?" "Hey, you found a third thing!"

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Share November 09, 2005's comic on:


Tags #working 80 hours, #per wekk, #ground breaking, #starategies, #my underlings

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I'm working 80 hours per week and you hire someone to do your work??? "Leave him alone so he can think up groundbreaking strategies." "Such as?" "I changed your job title to 'My Underling's Underling.'"

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Share November 25, 2005's comic on:


Tags #cubicle cockroach, #working hardly, #kill it, #flame thrower

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"Good morning, Alice!" "Uh-oh, a cubicle cockroach." "Are you working hard or hardly working? Ha ha!" "I must find a way to kill it." "Do you have a flame thrower?" "I can't complain; no one would listen!"

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Tags #bad mood, #all the time, #showing interest, #not working

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"So, what's it like to be in a bad mood all of the time?" "Something tells me that showing interest isn't working."

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I stayed up all night working on Mindy's software because she threatened me if I didn't. "Really? Threats make you work all night?" "Um...No?" "Work on this all night or I'll punch you."

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Share June 28, 2007's comic on:


Tags #career counselor, #something you love, #not working, #loserish, #bowling

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Dogbert, career counselor Dogbert: "Do something you love." Ted: "I love not working." Dogbert: "Do you have any loves that are any less loserish?" Ted: "I love to watch bowling!"

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Tags #emails, #high priority, #entire week, #working, #feeding squirrel, #east entrance

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Wally: All of your e-mails this week were marked as highest priority. "So I spent the entire week working on the first one." "Next week I plan to continue not feeding the squirrels by the east entrance."