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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags tv newsroom, switches off brain, abilities, science segment, film celebrities, rational decisions

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TV Newsroom Dilbert says, "I invented a drug that switches off the brain's ability to make rational decisions." Dilbert says, "I think it would make a good story for your science segment." Man says, "Or we could drug-dart celebrities and film what happens." Dilbert says, "For science, right?"

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags plan, Opinion, sarcastic, insult, left brain, stagger, annoyed, funny face

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Coworker says, "What do you think of my plan, Alice?" Alice says, "I'll bet your left brain is so tiny that you stagger in a clockwise direction." Coworker says, "I'll ask someone else." Alice says, "Walk toward the credenza and you'll have a good chance of hitting the doorway."

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Tags sales, bonus, boss, raise target, engineer, connect cables, computers, time machine, marketing, liquor, business, engineering

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Ken says, "I hate sales. Can you cross-train me to be an engineer?" Dilbert says, "Absolutely. All you need is a time machine and a brain with twice as many folds as your current model." Ken says, "Maybe I could try marketing." Dilbert says, "That's just liqour and guessing."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags meeting, Opinion, face front, think, annoyed, angry, brain, golf, Sports, business

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Woman says, "What's your take on this, Dilbert?" Dilbert says, "What? Sorry. I was using this time to think about something useful." Woman says, "Maybe your boss can fill you in." The Boss says, "I was brain-golfing."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags invention, scientist, music player, throw coffee cup, kung fu, knock out, steal idea, science

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Man says, "I invented a music device that reads your brain waves and only plays songs that fit your mood." The Boss says, "Kung Fu coffee cup!" BONK! The Boss says, "Hey, look what I invented!"

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Tags death ray, invention, brain scan, popcorn, microwave, worry, eyebrows, north korea

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CEO CEO says, "We're getting a lot of interest in your death ray invention." Dilbert says, "It's not a death ray. It's a portable brain scanner with a popcorn microwave option?" Dilbert says, "Uh-oh. That's a death ray." CEO says, "We have an RFQ from North Korea."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags lab coat, invention, scan, brain, predict, buy, kill, suspicious, microwave, smoke out of ears, rays

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Dilbert says, "My invention can scan a person's brain and predict his buying decisions." Dilbert says, "It says you plan to buy? a blunt object so you can kill me and claim credit for my invention." Dilbert says, "I anticipated that, which is why I included a feature to microwave the offending part of your brain." FERT!

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags robot body, human brain, best talent, display case

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The Boss says, "I found a way to keep our best talent from leaving." Dilbert says, "Wow! You found a way to interface a human brain with a robot body to get the best of both!" The Boss says, "Actually, it's just a cool display case, but your thing would be good too."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags report, oil rigs, explode, medicine, bacteria, pharmaceuticals, government, share holder, success, lie

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The Boss says, "I'm happy to report that none of our oil rigs exploded." The Boss says, "Our children's pharmaceuticals are not tainted with bacteria, and the government is not investigating our financial practices." The Boss says, "All we're doing is quietly losing share-holder value." CEO says, "I knew it would feel like success if we kept at it!"

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Tags powerpoint coma, trance, eyes wide, funny poses, finger up nose, police, brain, dead, legal

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Dilbert thinks, "Uh-oh. My audience has fallen into a Powerpoint coma." Dilbert thinks, "The only thing I can do now is put them in funny poses and leave." Police Officer says, "It looks like his finger hit brain."