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113 Results for Complaining
View 91 - 100 results for complaining comic strips. Discover the best "Complaining" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday February 24,
2009
Tags complaining, yelling, angry, future
Transcript
Asok the intern says, "Your generation is leaving my generation a dying planet and a crippling debt." Wally says, "Hee Hee!" Asok the intern says, "But we shall invent life-extending drugs so you will suffer along with us! Ha!" News Wally says, "Uh-oh." Asok the intern says, "We will connect you to machines and keep you alive until the poor demand to eat you." Wally says, "Well played."
Monday November 17,
2008
Tags dress code, office, office workers, company shirts, casual freidays, lower self esteem, stop complaining, industry average, feel overpaid
Transcript
Catbert: I modified the dress code to require wearing company shirts on casual Fridays. That should lower our employees' self-esteem until they stop complaining about earning less than the industry average. Dilbert: Why do I feel overpaid today?
Monday November 26,
2007
Tags agile programming, cpmplain, training, write code, no more planning, no more documentation, just start writing
Transcript
The Boss: We're going to try something called agile programming. "That means no more planning and no more documentation. Just start writing code and complaining." Wally: "I'm glad it has a name." The boos: "That was your training."
Wednesday October 17,
2007
Tags negotiate, reserchers, two computers, women dont, more complaining
Transcript
Tina: "Why does Dilbert get two computer monitors while I only get one?" The Boss: "Well, according to researchers, it's because men tend to negotiate and women don't." Tina: "So, what happens now?" The Boss: "If I had to guess, I'd say more complaining."
Wednesday September 12,
2007
Tags security card, appreciate, front pocket, thrust at door sensor, door opener
Transcript
CatBert: People are complaining about how you use your security card. "We'd appreciate it if you didn't keep it in your front pocket and thrust it at the door sensor." Wally: "I didn't know the security card was why the door opened."
Tuesday August 08,
2006
Thursday May 04,
2006
Friday April 21,
2006
Thursday April 15,
2004
Tags mother and son, cooking, cooking show, televsion, too much salt, mad mom, complaining, mom questions
Transcript
Dilmon: Have you made your mother proud by becoming a manager? Dilbert: No Have you made your son proud by hosting a cooking show on television? You could call the show "cooking with too much salt" Dilmon: How did you get this way?
Tuesday March 09,
2004
Tags enjoyable job, complaining spouse, enjoy being at work
Transcript
Dilbert: How can I make my job more enjoyable? Garbageman: Get a spouse who complains a lot and then have a few kids. Dilbert: Thats sound awful. Garbageman: you won't believe how much you enjoy being at work.


