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236 Results for Dog Nose
View 91 - 100 results for dog nose comic strips. Discover the best "Dog Nose" comics from Dilbert.com.
Sunday September 04,
1994
Tags cute dog, dilbert attacks girl, dilbert exercises, flirt, mean, runs away, tease, the word no
Transcript
"Pssst" "You're probably noticing how soft and cute I am." "Awww! You're adorable! Let me give you a little pat on the head." "I couldn't. I'm too shy." "Shy? That is just so cute. I have to pet you now." "Come here, you little tease! You know you like it!" "Don't you understand the word 'no'?!" "I could do this all day long." "How about the red-head?"
Friday September 02,
1994
Tags classes at night, eleven cheerios, gaining knowledge, knowledge, work all day
Transcript
"I don't know how you do it. You work all day and now you take classes at night." "ZZZ" "It's hard, but you're gaining knowledge that couldn't be obtained any other way." "Whump" "Hey! I can hold eleven 'cheerios' in my nose!" "And it's knowledge you can apply."
Saturday August 13,
1994
Tags impression, dog in space, physical humor, lost art
Transcript
Dogbert: And now I will give you my impression of a dog in space. Dogbert: Physical humor is a lost art. Dilbert: Let me know if you find it.
Saturday July 09,
1994
Tags dogumentray, engineer at work, director dog, directing dilbert, jumps into action, focus, moved mouse, screen saver, deactivated
Transcript
"As my dogumentary begins, we see the engineer hard at work." "Suddenly, he leaps into action! Years of training and experience come into focus!" "The screen saver has been deactivated. But doubt sets in...was there a better way?" "I should have moved the mouse."
Monday June 27,
1994
Tags book publishing, reject people, dismiss lifes work, gesture, witty comment, not a people person, dog, animals
Transcript
"I'm going to start my own book publishing company so I can reject people all day long." "I'll dismiss their life's work with a gesture and a witty comment." "Bottom line, I'm just not a people person." "I've noticed."
Thursday June 02,
1994
Tags diversity training, respect differences, four groups, insults group, dog, teaching, workers, animals, education
Transcript
Dilbert: In 'diversity sensitivity' training you will learn to respect those who are different. DOgbert: People basically fall into these four groups. ugly smart cute smart ugly stupid cute stupid Dilbert: This is different than I expected. Dogbert: I notice that all of you are in this box here.
Saturday May 28,
1994
Tags genus, derogatory word, rat, rattus, define its own name, dog, smarter than stupid rattus, animals
Transcript
"From now on, I prefer that you not refer to my genus by the derogatory word 'rat'." "The correct word is 'rattus'. It is the right of any group to define its own name. You must respect that." "Don't call me a dog anymore. From now on my correct name is 'smarter-than-a-stupid-rattus'."
Tuesday April 26,
1994
Tags no raises, appliances, television, fridge, lava lamp, jar of mayonnaise, dog, boss, dilberet, animals, Entertainment
Transcript
"This year, instead of raises we're giving appliances." "What?!" "High performers could get a color television or a new 'fridge." "He called it a 'lava lamp'." "I call it a jar of old mayonnaise."
Thursday April 21,
1994
Tags big money, deal, dog, Dogbert, executive, mercury dimes, negotiate, static network, stock, static for sale, animals
Transcript
CEO: We'll give you sixty billion for the "dogcart static network" half f that will be stock in our company. Dogbert: Who would want stock in a company that would pay city billion for static? CEO: Not us thats the point. Dogbert: Id like it all in mercury dimes.
Tuesday April 19,
1994
Tags static, copyright, fifty billion, film library, blow deal, copyrighted everything
Transcript
Dilbert: You can't copyright the static on blank TV channels! Dogbert: "I already did." Dilbert: "You can't let my company pay fifty billion dollars to buy your so-called film library." Dogbert: "I already am." Dilbert: "I may have to blow the whistle on this deal." DOgbert: "It'll have to be a nose whistle - I copyrighted everything else."


