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Monday March 14,
2016
Asok Meets His Equal
Tags accuse, label, racist, sexist, negotiation, clever, outsmart, money, salary
Transcript
Asok: I love being the best negotiator in the entire department. Alice: You're not. Asok: Are you being racist? Alice: Are you being sexist? Asok: I have met my equal. Alice: Tell your equal I said hi when you pull your head out of it.
Saturday March 12,
2016
Asok Is The Only Good Negotiator
Tags accuse, eric scott, haggle, lable, money, negotiating, negotiation, racism, racist, raise, guest artist
Transcript
Asok: Did you both negotiate huge raises with our boss the way I did? Dilbert and Wally: No. Dilbert: Apparently, you're the only good negotiator in the department. Asok: Are you being racist? Dilbert: I will give you $1,000 to never say that about me again.
Friday March 11,
2016
Boss Is Bad Negotiator
Tags haggle, money, negotation, negotiating, raise, salary, trick, eric scott
Transcript
Asok: I just learned that our boss is a bad negotiator. Wally: How bad? Asok: I just negotiated a 3.3-million-dollar raise for myself. And I want 80 percent of the raises you two get because I told you. Dilbert and Wally: 75 percent is our final offer!
Thursday March 10,
2016
Asok Negotiates With Boss
Tags compensation, haggle, money, negotiating, negotiation, obliviousness, salary, trick, eric scott
Transcript
Asok: I demand a ten-million-dollar raise! Boss: Nice try! Every idiot knows that's your opening offer to set an anchor. Asok: I will settle for half of it. Boss: You'll take 30 percent of that, and not a penny more!
Friday February 26,
2016
Asok Asks For His Job Back
Tags driver, money, taxi, ride share, rideshare, disillusionment
Transcript
Asok: I'm here to beg for my job back. Driving for Uber was less glamorous than I'd hoped. My mental health and my bladder have been stretched to their limits. Boss: Maybe we could discuss this over a tiled floor area.
Thursday February 25,
2016
Asok The Uber Driver
Tags driver, taxi, ride share, rideshare, money, compensation, wages
Transcript
Asok: Today is my first day as an Uber driver. I love the flexibility! I only have to work 75 hours a week and can pay my rent. Man: With plenty left over? Asok: Are you going to finish that sandwich?
Tuesday February 23,
2016
Asok Needs Money And Social Life
Wednesday January 13,
2016
Charging Client For Thinking
Tags thinking, engineers, time, worth, meetings, billing, money, cost
Transcript
Boss: The client says you billed them for all the time you spent thinking about their project. Dilbert: I'm an engineer. Thinking is what I do. Should I think less? Boss: Maybe you could meet with someone while you think. Dilbert: How's that working right now?
Tuesday January 12,
2016
Charge All Hours To Projects
Tags logic, billing, honesty, fraud, money, time
Transcript
Boss: Make sure you charge 100 percent of your time to project codes. Dilbert: Are you asking us to fraudulently apply our miscellaneous hours to specific projects so we can overbill clients? Boss: It's not a crime if you pretend it was an accident. Dilbert: Did you learn that in "flaw" school?
Sunday November 22,
2015
Tags modernity, reality, thinking, frustration, panic, existentialism, existence, meaning of life
Transcript
Dilbert: Looks like another day of flailing toward arbitrary goals. I will battle my way through a sea of idiots, much like the zombie apocalypse. My ego will be tested and my nervous system will be degraded. And all of this is to earn money so I can... buy items that scientists and product designers have brainwashed me to crave. But I get back at them by writing software they think they can't live without. My life is like two piles of meat trying to play ping pong. Alice: Stop mumbling and take care of this. Dilbert: You take care of it.


