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254 Results for Social Situation
View 91 - 100 results for social situation comic strips. Discover the best "Social Situation" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday October 24,
2017
Boss Is Not A Quitter
Tags social media, internet, troll, trolling, baiting, technology
Transcript
Boss: That stupid online troll is insulting me again on social media! I keep defending myself, but instead of agreeing with me, he keeps calling me "defensive" and "pathetic," Carol: Maybe you could stop engaging with him. Boss: I'm not a quitter!
Monday October 23,
2017
Boss Gets A Troll
Tags troll, social media, trolling, insult, technology
Transcript
Boss: This idiot keeps insulting me on social media! Every time I block him, he returns with a new account. It's like he never has anything better to do. Dilbert: Do you have a new hobby? Wally: It's more like a passion.
Friday December 15,
2017
Doctor And Dopamine
Tags addiction, impulse control, social media, twitter, facebook, pharmaceuticals, drugs, gambling, technology
Transcript
Doctor: The MRI shows that your brain has been hijacked by dopamine pirates. You are now under the full control of social media corporations, gambling casinos, and big pharma. Boss: Are you writing me a prescription? Doctor: No, I'm buying stock in those companies.
Friday January 05,
2018
Elon Musk Warns The World
Tags technology, artificial intelligence, ai, social media, distraction, thinking, thought
Transcript
Robot: Elon Musk is warning the world that A.I. could be a threat to humankind. Dilbert: We humans won't go without a fight! Robot: Look at this viral video on social media. Dilbert: Hee hee! What were we talking about before? Robot: You were mistakenly believing you haven't already lost the war.
Wednesday January 17,
2018
Asok Upgrades His Soul
Tags actions, beliefs, empty life, hilarious, legacy souls, social media, dopamine, delivery systems, technology
Transcript
Asok: I used to have a traditional soul, but I upgraded it. Now I let the major social media companies control my beliefs and actions through their dopamine delivery systems., Dilbert: That sounds like and empty life. Asok: you old- timers with your legacy souls are hilarious.
Friday January 26,
2018
Asok Is A Narcissist Too
Tags situation, too dumb, narcissist, Right, wrong
Transcript
Ted: Dilbert is a total narcissist, He refuses to admit when he'swrong. Asok: How would the situation look any different to you if he's actually right most of the time and you're too dumb to know it? Ted: I don't understand your point. Asok: According to your that makes me a narcissist.
Saturday April 07,
2018
Elbonian Interference With Ads
Tags hacker, troll, social media, damage, marketing, bot, nonsense, business, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: Our competitors hired an Elbonian troll farm to ruin our brand on social media. Their most viral ad against us so far says, "How ice cream they bicycle art!" Boss: How many views did it get? Dilbert: Seven, including this one.
Wednesday October 24,
2018
Inadequate Explanations
Tags Dilbert, the boss, decision, project, boss, input, situation, usual, nothing
Transcript
Dilbert: Have you made a decision on my project yet? The Boss: No, but I asked my boss for his input. Dilbert: Did you inadequately explain the situation as usual? The Boss: Maybe. Dilbert: Thanks for all the nothing.
Wednesday January 23,
2019
No Recognisiton
Tags addiction, office workers, social media, video games, expectations
Transcript
Man: Video games and social media have made me addicted to artificial success. But here in the real world, I do not receive the recognition I so crave. Dilbert: That's because all you do is play video games and use social media. Man: See? I'm getting nothing.
Friday February 08,
2019
Forming Your Own Opinions
Tags Opinion, social media, current events, smartphone
Transcript
Boss: I used to form my own opinions about current events. Now I just copy whatever the people I follow on social media say. Dilbert: Where do they get their opinions from? Boss: From something called an algorithm.