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Thursday March 01,
2007
Tags estimates, tax and shipping, realx, untight, deep breath, losing it
Transcript
Dilbert: Do your estimates include tax and shipping? Tina: Relax, relax, calm down." "There's no need to go all nuts about the tax and shipping. It's under control. Take a deep breath." Dilbert: Um...All I asked was..." " Tina: Gaaa! You're totally losing it now!"
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Monday April 02,
2007
Tags ceo, eliminate dept, what do we do, explain things, morons
Transcript
The boss: Our CEO wants to eliminate our department because he doesn't know what we do. "I need someone to tell me what we do so I can tell him." Dilbert: "We explain things to morons." The Boss: "Should I be writing this down?"
Thursday August 23,
2012
Tags computers & peripherals, data werewolves, elbonian hackers, entrails, linkedin, passwords, servers, supernatural beings, usernames
Transcript
Mordac: Elbonian hackers stole a million usernames and passwords from our servers. So I send an army of data werewolves to track down the perpetrators and eat their entrails. Boss: How did you find an army of data werewolves? Mordac: LinkedIn
Wednesday September 05,
2012
Tags dating, engineers, framework, allow construction, large scale analytical queries, unstructured data, relationships
Transcript
Tina: So, what do you do for a living? Dilbert: I'm working on a framework to allow construction of large-scale analytical queries on unstructured data. Woman: I'm a little turned on by that. Dilbert: Settle down. It's just a framework.
Tuesday October 16,
2012
Tags business ethics, wages, saved company millions, no bonus, ceo plans, 500 million, acquisitions, go team, money
Transcript
Boss: Alice, your great work this year saved the company $10 million. But I can't give you a bonus because our CEO plans to write down $500 million for acquisitions gone bad. Go team!
Saturday March 02,
2013
Tags conversation, upgrade, unstable network, risks, folksy response, break eggs
Transcript
Dilbert: The upgrade could make our network unstable. Boss: You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs. Dilbert: I interpret your folksy response to mean I should upgrade the network despite the risks. Boss: No, I'm saying I'll break your eggs if the network goes down.
Thursday January 31,
2008
Tags dog, financial planner, troglodyte, Advice, soften up, meeting, insult, yell, scream, put down, animals, business
Transcript
Dogbert the financial planner Dogbert: Investing is far too complicated for your tiny brain. You are a financial troglodytle!!!" Man: Do I get some advice now? Dogbert: No, our first meeting is just to soften you up.
Friday March 14,
2008
Tags jesus, downsized, return as consultant, save pensions, forgetful boss
Transcript
Pronounced Hay-Soos The Boss: Jesus, I thought you got down-sized. Jesus: I came back. Tell the others I was downsized so I could return as a consultant and save their pensions. The Boss: I should have written that down."
Wednesday March 19,
2008
Tags breaks down, cries, date, endless stories, huge defects, restaurant, series of stoires, soul crushed
Transcript
Dilbert: I look different from my online picture because it was taken before my coworkers crushed my soul. Would you like to hear an endless series of stories about a coworker you don't know?" Date: okay. Dilbert: Really? Gee, you must have some huge defects of your own. Date: I don't deserve to be happy!
Saturday April 12,
2008
Tags matt the temp, fully embrace, Catbert, temp concept, temp, find down cable
Transcript
Matt the temp The boss: Our parking lot flooded after the big storm. I need you to wade out there and find our downed power cables." He seems to fully embrace the temp concept. Fzeet!

