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Tags cable, doesn't attach, create demand, young people dancing, budget cuts

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Our new product is a cable that doesn't attach to anything. "We hope to create demand via a series of commercials showing young people dancing." "And then we'll all go straight to hell." "He didn't take the last round of budget cuts well."

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Tags evil director, downsizing, human way, marketing ones, giant dung beetle, ball, poor performers

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Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "The downsizing will be handled in the most humane way I could think of." "I hired a giant dung beetle to roll the poor performers into a ball and out the door." "I can't get the marketing ones to stick. They keep sliding off."

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Tags desperate venture capitalist, vjay, business plan, napkin, lunch, table, break room, money, throws money

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Vijay, the World's Most Desperate Venture Capitalist "Does anyone need a napkin to write on?" "What are you thinking now? Could it be a business plan?" "TAKE MY MONEY!!! TAKE IT!!!" "He's nice."

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Tags vp of enguneering, saving money, databases, slices idea, errors, asok

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V.P. of Engineering "Then I had the idea of saving money by combining our four databases." "Excuse me. That was Alice's idea. You said it was impossible, so she did it on her own time." "Carry on. I'll jump in if I notice any more errors."

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Tags ran six miles, topper, hopped to work, broken leg, better, more better

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Topper "I ran six miles even though I was sore." "That's nothing." "I broke my leg and hopped all the way to work this morning." "You hopped 40 miles on your one good leg?" "On the broken one."

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Tags sourpuss, screaming cat, noises, meeting, crying, sounds, business

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Does anyone have an issue with the plan as I've outlined it? KAH! KAH! KAH! "I'm with Sourpuss."

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Tags hammerhead bob, expert, many topics, not welcome, converstaion, irritable, dadelion root, cramp root

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Hammerhead Bob "Hey, what are you talking about? I'm an expert on many topics." "Try to get this through your thick head: You are not welcome in our conversation." "Irritable, eh? Try cramp bark and dandelion root."

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Tags hammerhead bob, start butting into private lives, sense annoyance

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"Great. The only seat is next to Hammerhead Bob." "I'm learning ESP so I can start butting into people's private thoughts." "I sense annoyance, yet there seems to be no cause."

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Tags after merger, job of ceo, old married couple

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"After the merger, we'll be sharing the job of CEO." "We get along great, just like an old married couple. Ha ha ha!" "He's the wife."

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Tags two ceos, top job, syockholders, average employees slaary

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"After the merger, we'll have two CEOs sharing the top job." "A spokesperson explained 'If our stockholders don't mind paying one CEO 450 times the average employee's salary..." "...They shouldn't mind doing it twice.'"