Just An Observation Comic Strips - Page 100

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

1000 Results for Just An Observation

View 991 - 1000 results for just an observation comic strips. Discover the best "Just An Observation" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 28, 1998's comic on:


Tags #future of company, #project leader, #passion fro success, #extra pay, #vague preference, #allergy medication

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss stands in front of a chart and says, "Our next product will determine the future of our company." The Boss turns and looks at Dilbert and Wally who are sitting at the conference table. He says, "I need a project leader who has a passion for success!" Wally raises his hand and asks, "Would that leader get extra pay?" The Boss replies, "It's not about money, Wally. It's about a passion for success!" Wally turns to Dilbert and Alice and says, "All I have is a vague preference. How about you?" Dilbert puts his hand to his head and says, "Yes, I'm feeling something...Maybe it's..." The Boss looks frustrated as Dilbert says, "No, it's just my allergy medication." The Boss throws up his hands as Wally asks, "What was it like?" Dilbert replies, "It tingled."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 20, 1998's comic on:


Tags #m, #new ceo, #ethical person, #sinking ship, #plunder treasure, #take challenge

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert and Wally standing outside a cubicle holding mugs. Dilbert says, "An executive search firm is trying to find a new C.E.O. for us." Wally says, "It'll be tough." Wally says, "No ethical person would board a sinking ship just to plunder its treasure." Ted and Dogbert sitting at table. Sheet of paper in front of Dogbert. Ted hands Dogbert a pen and says, "Are you ready to take the challenge?" Dogbert responds, "Oh, I'll take more than that!"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 19, 1998's comic on:


Tags #top executives, #locked, #conference room, #starved to death, #call help, #phone, #trouble, #deciosns, #get outside line

View Transcript

Transcript

Alice peaks into Dilbert's cube while he is sitting at his computer terrminal and says, "I just heard that all our top executives got locked in a conference room and starved to death." Dilbert replies, "Why didn't they use the phone to call for help?" Caption: One week ago... Three executives sitting at a table staring at a phone. One, while holding a piece of paper, says, "It's agreed: We dial 83 to get an outside line." Another executive says, "Uh-oh. This one doesn't do decimals."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 19, 1998's comic on:


Tags #clown, #small head, #random things, #pippy, #artistic integrity, #creating comic, #bitter, #dogbert created

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert looking at Dogbert's cartoon. Dogbert sitting next to him. Dilbert says, "Your comic strip seems to be nothing but a clown with a small head who says random things." Dogbert responds, "That's Pippy." Dogbert explains, "I'm maintaining my artistic integrity by creating a comic that no one will enjoy." Dilbert says, "The important thing is that YOU enjoy it." Dogbert replies, "The first two were okay, but now I'm just bitter."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 26, 1998's comic on:


Tags #research dept, #study, #value of research, #just lie, #no research, #industry salaries, #two oclock, #quitting time, #role model

View Transcript

Transcript

Alice sits next to The Boss and a mandattan place.. The Boss points out, "Our special guest is Tod, from our researced paper." Tod says, "We recently did a study to access the value of our previous research." Tod hands out papers and says, "Sadly, all of our past work was either ignoed or totally misintrepreted by idiots.." Tod says, ".. such as yoursleves." Tod says, "So from now on, rather that do research we''ll just lie. Tod says, "Play along and and we'll make sure the 'industry salaries' study goes your way." Tod says, "Well, it's two o'clock, and that's quitting time in the research department." Wally tells Dilbert, "" You're not my role mdoel anymore!"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 25, 1998's comic on:


Tags #cubicle, #returned from trip, #boss says hi

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert walks to his cubicle with his briefcase, Dilbert wears his coat. Dilbert says, "Ahh...sweet cubicle, I have returned from my trip." Dilbert sits at his computer. Dilbert thinks, "It's just like being in a womb." The Boss looks in. The Boss says, "I just wanted to poke my head in and say hi."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 15, 1998's comic on:


Tags #eds farewell gift, #treated like dirt, #guilty, #five dollars

View Transcript

Transcript

A secretary holds an envelope and tells an uptight co-worker, "I'm collecting for Ed's farewell gift." Woman pulls something out of the envelope and says, "Ed, you treated me like dirt. I find you guilty and I fine you five dollars." First woman says, "I just put that in there." Angry woman says, "Come back if you get more."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 13, 1998's comic on:


Tags #two week notice, #arrogant obstructionist, #bore, #good bye lunch, #quitting, #everyone happy

View Transcript

Transcript

Ed tells Wally, "I just gave my two-week notice." Wally screams, "Yes! Yes! The arrogant obstructionist bore is history!" Ed says, "Everyone seems to be taking this rather well." Wally shouts, "Count me in for the goodbye lunch!"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share March 16, 1998's comic on:


Tags #woman paid 75 cents, #every dollar men, #highest paid engineer, #average woman, #problem

View Transcript

Transcript

Tina the tech writer says, "I just read that the average woman is paid 75 cents for every dollar that men make. It's an outrage!" Alice sits at her computer and grimaces. Alice says, "I'm the highest paid engineer in the company." Tina looks comfused and says, "That's impossible. The article says, 'Average women' earn less." Alice says, "Suddenly, the problem comes into focus."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share March 06, 1998's comic on:


Tags #telecommute dogbert, #personalities, #zero a number, #debate, #try to develop personality

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert sits on the couch drinking a cup of coffee and wearing a bathrobe. He says, "It takes a certain type of personality to telecommute, Dogbert." Dogbert's ears shoot up in the air and he says, "What?" Dogbert says, "Just because other people have personalities doesn't mean YOU should try to develop one." Dilbert frowns and says, "I HAVE a personality!" Dogbert says, "Let's not get into that 'Is zero a number' debate again."