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View 991 - 1000 results for work related converstaion comic strips. Discover the best "Work Related Converstaion" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday April 18,
2007
Monday April 16,
2007
Monday April 09,
2007
Friday April 06,
2007
Wednesday April 04,
2007
Thursday March 15,
2007
Thursday February 22,
2007
Tags #favorable article, #publish press release, #write it, #work, #pay, #bride, #blackmail
Transcript
Tina: I hope you don't expect me to write a favorable article about your company just because you bought me drinks. Dogbert: No, I expect you to publish my press release and act like you wrote it. Tina: You can work or you can get drunk , but the pay is exactly the same.
Thursday February 08,
2007
Tags #goals for th eyear, #replace my soul, #become immortal, #coffee
Transcript
The Boss: Wally, what are your goals for the coming year? Wally: My goal is to replace my soul with coffee and become immortal. The boss: I mean something about work. Wally: Oh, I thought you said MY goals."
Sunday February 04,
2007
Tags #assigning balme, #eventual failure, #wrong vendor, #alienate the client, #rendered mott, #by noncompoops
Transcript
Dogbert: I'd like to kick off the project by assigning blame for its eventual failure. Dilbert: Shouldn't we do that after the project is over? Dogbert: I see no reason to wait. Dilbert: Well...okay. Our boss will make us use the wrong vendor. Wally won't do any work. Alice will alienate the client, and Ted is generally worthless. Dilbert: In summary, my excellent work will be rendered moot by nincompoops. Asok: Do you even work here? Dogbert: No, I was just in the neighborhood.
Tuesday January 30,
2007
Tags #analyzed dna, #most qualified applicant, #willing to work, #has three ears, #snout, #life expectancy of thursday, #new guy
Transcript
Dogbert: I analyzed the DNA of all of your applicants to find the best fit for the job. The most qualified applicant who is willing to work for you has three ears, a snout, and a life expectancy of Thursday." The Boss: Dilbert, meet the new guy. And do it quickly." cough cough