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Wednesday June 02,
2021
Political Talk
Tags brainwashed, business, harmony, messaging, opinions, partisan politics, platforms, political issues, underinformed
Transcript
catbert in meeting sitting next to wally and dilbert: catbert: our ceo has banned political talk on all employee messaging platforms. it's just as well because you're all brainwashed and underinformed, so your opinions are not worth the spittle that comes with them. panel shows office building. we hope this change will improve internal harmony.
Tuesday June 15,
2021
Low Self Esteem
Tags office workers, business, relationships, low, self-esteem, hate, performance, problem, hear, sarcasm
Transcript
employee: my low self-esteem is making me hate you for being good at your job. dilbert: that's not my problem. employee: oh, it will be. it will be. dilbert: was i suppose to hear that?
Wednesday June 16,
2021
Tina Is Late For Revenge
Tags business, office workers, late, meeting, punctual, three, minutes, plotting, revenge, sarcasm, october
Transcript
dilbert: you're late. tina: how do you like it? you were three minutes late that one time last october. dilbert: and you've been plotting your revenge since then? tina: it isn't weird
Wednesday June 23,
2021
Ted Will Train You
Tags business, managers & supervisors, training, absence, coffee, helpful, problem, successful, sarcasm
Transcript
boss: ask ted to show you how to do his job functions before he leaves for his new job. panel changes to office building. dilbert: what if he isn't helpful? boss: then i'll fire you for failing. panel changes back in office: dilbert: do you see any problem with the approach? boss: no. it's worked for years.
Thursday June 24,
2021
Insults By Email
Tags business, communication, office workers, insult, email, comfortable, belittle, Opinion, move away, sarcasm
Transcript
dilbert: i feel a deep need to belittle your opinion, but it would be awkward doing it in person. would you mind moving away from me so i can email you my insult? dilbert in hall by himself. dilbert: a little more....
Tuesday June 29,
2021
Disagreement Sides
Tags business, office workers, disagreement, Opinion, facts, agreement, sides
Transcript
tina: i'm having a disagreement with alice, and i want you to side with me. dilbert: how about i make up my own mind based on the facts? tina: that's not going to work for me.
Tuesday July 06,
2021
I'm Not A Racist
Tags business, sarcasm, racism, racist, woke, demands, sacrifice, spare, proof
Transcript
dilbert: there's a mob of woke people surrounding our building. they demand a human sacrifice. boss: fetch the spare racist i hired for that purpose. male co-worker hanging from a rod outside top level of office tower: i'm not a racist! really i'm not! voice from inside the building: he can't prove that!