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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #tombstone, #write, #cremated, #stuffed, #cheaper, #arm chair

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Dogbert sits in a chair and Dilbert stands in front of him. Dilbert asks, "If I died tomorrow, what would you write on my tombstone?" Dogbert replies, "I always assumed there would be no tombstone." Dilbert says, "Ah . . . You would have me cremated." Dogbert replies, "Or stuffed, whichever is cheaper."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #nature, #hate, #birthday party, #protection

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Dilbert and Dogbert sit outdoors. Dilbert asks, "You know what I hate?" Dogbert asks, "What?" Dilbert continues, "I hate it when hundreds of people get together and throw a surprise birthday party for me." Dogbert responds, "It's amazing how nature protects us from the things we hate."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #door, #wrecking, #house, #johnsons, #leveled, #noise

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Dogbert and Dilbert sit at a table. The doorbell rings and Dilbert says, "Dogbert, see who's at the door." A man tells Dogbert, "Hi. I'm from the 'Big Ball Wrecking Company.' I have a work order to destroy this house." Dogbert reads the order and syas, "Looks like you have the wrong address. This is Walnut AVENUE. Walnut STREET is clear across town." The man says, "Oh phlegm! I don't have time to drive way over there." The man asks, "Would it be a bother if I just leveled this house instead?" Dogbert replies, "That would be a tad inconvenient. Try the Johnsons, next door." Dilbert asks, "What was that loud noise?" Dogbert replies, "Apparently the Johnsons aren't home."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dogbert, #Dilbert, #gene, #scientists, #plaid, #science, #updates

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Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table. Dogbert says, "Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf." Dilbert asks, "How can they tell it's the golf gene?" Dogbert answers, "It's plaid and it lies." Dilbert says, "I probably shouldn't rely on you for my science updates."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #flies, #dolphins, #killing, #aspca

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Dilbert kills a fly with a fly swatter. Dogbert asks, "Why is it okay to kill flies but not okay to kill dolphins?" Dogbert continues, "Is the poor fly any less deserving of our respect and protection?" Dilbert raises the fly swatter and says, "Hold still . . . There's a dolphin on your forehead." Dogbert says, "I've added the A.S.P.C.A. to our speed dialer."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #suspicion, #Dogbert, #Dilbert, #helen, #date, #cavemen, #actors

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Dilbert says to Dogbert, "Helen just canceled our date." Dogbert asks, "What excuse this time?" Dilbert sits on the hassock with Dogbert and answers, "Apparently she discovered tiny frozen cavemen in her ice cube trays and she's trying to revive them for science." Dogbert asks, "Are you the least bit suspicious of that story?" Dilbert replies, "Yeah . . . How do I know they aren't just pretending to be cavemen?"

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #terrarium, #failure, #weather, #patterns, #climatic, #experiment

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Dilbert leans over a table looking at a glass container. Dilbert says to Dogbert, "My terrarium experiment is a failure." Dilbert continues, "By now it should have started its own self-contained weather patterns." Dilbert continues, "After all this waiting, it's just so . . . so . . ." Dogbert asks, "Anti-climatic?"

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #world economy, #gold, #rock, #civilization, #money

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Dilbert and Dogbert sit on a fence outdoors. Dogbert asks, "Isn't it stupid that the world economy is based on gold?" Dilbert replies, "Yeah . . . No matter how advanced civilization gets, we still use rocks for money." Dogbert says, "The dumb part is using a rock that's so hard to find."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #talking, #world hunger, #policies, #bumper sticker, #debate

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Dilbert says to Dogbert, "I've decided it's time to stop talking about world hunger and start DOING something!" Dilbert continues, "Let others debate policies. My time to act is now." Dogbert asks, "You're going to buy a smarmy bumper sticker, aren't you?" Dilbert replies, "Darn straight."

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Tags #Dilbert, #woman, #dates, #love, #dating, #Dogbert

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Dilbert and a woman sit at a table in a restaurant. Dilbert thinks as he reaches for the check, "All of us cosmopolitan guys use credit cards to pay for dinner." Dilbert looks at the receipt and thinks, "Uh-oh . . . I never know which part of the paperwork to keep. I know something gets ripped up . . ." Back at home, Dilbert says to Dogbert, ". . . And by the time I noticed the tablecloth was tangled up with the carbon paper, I had ripped both of them to bits." Dogbert asks, "And that's wrong?"